Rëal Rëtardista

Vehement subsexual, deep tech activist, hammer fist specialist, part time Italian, and bastion of the dancefloor #i #stick #my #c0ck #in #subs

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My sole mission is to bring back the Solid Grooves 2021-2023 glitched minimal era

[Rëal Rëtardista @minimalcrusader]

@realreatardista Her and Paula tape laid down a masterclass opening set at dc10 earlier this summer. Need to check out more of her stuff

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@marcocariolaa True, true

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When are we going to admit that expo park venue with the tree sucks fat cock. Where anotr played in 2024 was 10x better.

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@marcocariolaa You know it actually didn’t look that bad last night I’m just kinda coping cus I wasn’t there. Curious how the sound system was tho

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Opened my safari and this came up. What the fuck was I on last night?

[Rëal Rëtardista @minimalcrusader]

@NotBalmain @TerryTwoBags You’re the man, man.

[Rëal Rëtardista @minimalcrusader]

@float_mc_3000 @realreatardista Didn’t know that one. Thanks for sharing 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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@NotBalmain @TerryTwoBags Literally every set clip I see of him is that

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@johnsummit How about you just try sitting down and making some fuggin tech house loops again instead of this pan-pacific pop music. Guarantee you’ll have fun 👍

[Rëal Rëtardista @minimalcrusader]

@float_mc_3000 @realreatardista Don’t get me started on 2012 tale of us remixes 🥹🥹😓😓😭😭😭

[Rëal Rëtardista @minimalcrusader]

@MDMAbisai I try to be better, I really do.

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@peggygoudj @DUALIPA Was great seeing you two! Always fun to celebrate Dua🎊

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@NotBalmain Him and Benny big nuts went b2b at an afters in LA a few years ago and I still play out the songs I shazamed from it

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@marcocariolaa @realreatardista

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@felpipiiiii Front left’s cover is blown nowadays

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@NotBalmain @TerryTwoBags He always does

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@marcocariolaa Is @performativexoneuser92 taken?

[Rëal Rëtardista @minimalcrusader]

The American equivalent of 4-5 cigarette