Daphne

One of those meddling kids |
25 | HTX

[Daphne @minimalinsanity]

@lillyput360 The universe has never aligned for me this way 😂

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

no offense but if my friend was pushing me non stop to eat green eggs and ham i’d kick his fucking ass

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Hostages’ Eyes Glazing Over Halfway Through Serial Killer’s Explanation Of Complex Game They Going To Play https://t.co/6wjoZ0F5Kg

[MLB @MLB]

The @Astros are moving on to their fourth World Series!

[Houston Astros @astros]

The odds of us using a pun? Slim to Nun.

#ForTheH

[Houston Astros @astros]

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[White Oak Music Hall @WhiteOakMH]

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[Daphne @minimalinsanity]

Home sick and my nurse is sleeping on the job. Still recommend, cute as heck

[FOX26Houston @FOX26Houston]

Johnson & Johnson is recalling certain sunscreens after traces of the carcinogen benzene was detected in some of its products. https://t.co/LZW9vkNDhU

[horse girl 🐎 @zalesperson]

those fish in the gulf of mexico

[Brian Kahn @blkahn]

The Gulf of Mexico is literally on fire because a pipeline ruptured

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Scientists Announce Successful Experiment To Bankrupt Mouse That Can’t Afford Cancer Drug https://t.co/DJM6T78ZIi

[Daphne @minimalinsanity]

@TMobile #contest #TMobileTuesdays 🤞🤞

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Schnauzers Rioting Outside Madison Square Garden Following Westminster Dog Show Defeat https://t.co/iLBoFZ2Gxw

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

keeps you going

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

decisions