Niranjana Kavattur.

Jeah.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

@gobblededook looking forward to meet puss puss

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

@gobblededook @TrollsComedy they just walk right into your house when they smell forever aloneness.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

@gobblededook @TrollsComedy or you know, Adopt FIFTY cats!

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

@gobblededook @SSandy0204 @frizhbee time is a dangerous thing. The greatest wizards have lost their minds meddling with it.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

@ao_tfios Omg. Stop flirting with me!

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

Date you?
I thought you said cremate you. What a hilarious misunderstanding. Bahahaha
*pile of ashes does not respond*

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

Benedict cumberbatch is single and still hasn't changed his name to cumberbachelor he needs to reevaluate his life.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

There's a thin line between word and world.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

What do you call a sleep walking Nun?

A roamin' Catholic!

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

Did Eminem inspire m&m or did m&m inspire Eminem??

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

Did you ever stop to think...and then just forget to start again?

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

Do you guys realise we are constantly tasting our own tongues...???

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

If you poop in holy water, does it become holy shit?

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

What happened to deadmau1, deadmau2, deadmau3,deadmau3 and 4?
Probably the same thing that happened to maroon one, two, three and four.

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

@vall_street there's no doubt pops!
You're so smart there's brain leaking from your ears!

[Niranjana Kavattur. @minimousekiller]

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too strong or too weak?