minimumWage

I’m a human head and my best friend is also a head
block=poop

[minimumWage @minimumwageHYAH]

Friend walked up to me said “I have a present for you” and handed me this

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

@hatfield11339 Hi Verity! 👋

Thanks for your report. We've passed it along to our team and they've confirmed that this will be fixed in a future game update. Keep an eye on this Trello Card: https://t.co/Lf5nd0Otlw for more details.

[✨ Celestia ✨ @WhereIsCelestia]

The fact that this little cat is causing world wide happiness is the biggest comfort to me.

[phantotree @PhantoTree]

absolute gem from wikipedia

[氷豹 @2xhy8]

theres an iranian chess prodigy literally named seen a move ahead

[TheCurlynator 🌸🌸 @TheCurlynator]

My coworker is laughing at “verity yams” little bro we’re on American dad Roger gif now

[Flora @floyags]

I could write essays on how fucking funny the third panel of this comic is. Why did they have to add hair

[Fern 🐏 @NowhereFern]

This is what every single beatles documentary sounds like to me

[cadence/echo @echolocade]

The prophecy

[stevie 🐈‍⬛ @Earth90214]

talking w the students about paul revere and they had no idea who i was talking about until i showed them this

[angeld23 @angeld23_]

poop + 4 = welcome to poop 4 💀

[slop/silly 🆒 Blue fly of #MomsPadtwt #sloptwt @slopglazer]

Organ gridner

[sdghssfhjifddg @xXpureguavaXx]

The Nutty Orange

[sdghssfhjifddg @xXpureguavaXx]

@minimumwageHYAH The three friends who live on a lampshade

[minimumWage @minimumwageHYAH]

Bro wear actually smart

[Brick @Heythrsourgrpez]

Cameron winter once said that ween is a joke band but the joke is that they’re really good

[joy! COMMS OPEN @eedlejoy]

cried to this it looks like a thumb