Black Sapphire Cookie

Welcome, one and all! We've got a fantastic show lined up for you tonight...

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[Fount of Knowledge @fountcrk]

Back in my office, with even more non-stop productivity! Always on the grind, as the young cookies say!

Is it just me, or does the spire feel unusually… hot? Yet absolutely frigid at the same time! It’s quite chilly, but I can’t help but sweat…

Day 29? Questions? Ahehehe…

[Fount of Knowledge @fountcrk]

Alright! All done! Just, just munch on these, and you should be alright. The ingredient in these weeds can help dispel magic...

Bunnies shouldn't be eating so many carrots, but once you're back to normal, feel free to eat as many carrots as you want.

[Fount of Knowledge @fountcrk]

Hello—everyone! Ah! Ahehehe! I’ve been quite out of commission for the recent days, but it seems that I’ve been surprised once more!

Day 28 of answering questions, perhaps? Sage here has returned to me with a predicament I’ve been looking to solve…

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

@fountcrk Rather than having me resume your work, you would prefer I become your masseur...I can't possibly complain, can I? Hearing your sounds of relief is music to my ears ~

[Fount of Knowledge @fountcrk]

Greetings everyone. Sorry for the short radio silence, but I have been catching up on the Knowledge output that I had missed due to my little new bunny companion here. There’s just so many here, I think I accidentally blocked myself into my study.

Day 27 of answering questions!

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

Oh my...

[CG5 @cg5beats]

Crumbled Crown. Friday.

[White lily cookie 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 @Iarplarpsahur]

I would enjoy that very much thankyou………..

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

Make no mistake, I take great value in presentation. Though I'll admit that there's a certain...natural charm I possess that simply can't be mimicked through makeup or clothes! You'll just have to take my word for it ~

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

During a party? If only! But if it brings you amusement, I'll embelish - yes, it was a magnificent gathering, completely ostentatious, befitting of my master's decadent spire. Your little observer was cowering in the corner, and just so happened to notice when we departed...pity!

[Fount of Knowledge @fountcrk]

Wow White Lily Cookie… I brought you a slice of cake from Sage’s tea party, since you weren’t able to come! However, when I found out about your accident—I immediately rushed over to find you, and a cookie ended up tripping me on the way, so it’s all smushed to the side….

[White lily cookie 🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯 @Iarplarpsahur]

Good morning every cookie..... i am here to let you know that i am okay and I am eternally grateful for everyones kind words.... you all mean so much to me.....! 🥹

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

As my master ushers in a new era for cookiekind, I too have decided to shed my attire in lieu of something more extravagant ~ It's time for the second act, dear listeners! I have a feeling this show will be even more heart-stopping than the last...

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

Oh, they absolutely don't, I can tell you that. Luckily, my Master's domain is vast, and thanks to the useful staff he granted me, I can take my studio anywhere I like. After all, I need to be mobile in order to chase - I mean, research - the latest news...

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

I've spoken to Master about this subject, and it remains up in the air. He values transparency, which answering questions in comments provides...we'll see!

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

Ah-ah-ah, do you have proof of these accusations? Otherwise, you can't make such a loaded claim! That'd make you a liar, and you clearly disdain them.

And the notion that someone could hurt me with a rumor...even Candy Apple Cookie would laugh at you for this one. What a joke ~

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

A cookie in business always has their doors wide open, dear listener! I only have one requirement for advertisements: they must interest me. Further questions may be directed to DMs.

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

@Smilk_deeznuts @fountcrk I am a showman at heart! I seek to entertain...you can't blame me for rearranging the pieces to ensure a solid production. No cookie wants to be bored, and certainly not you, Shadow Milk Cookie...I do hope your own subordinate is successful on that front.

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

I suppose we ought to ask the ones involved. I do love a good interview - @fountcrk and @Smilk_deeznuts, can you confirm anything about this rougish rumor? ~

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

@Smilk_deeznuts @fountcrk I'm not so arrogant as to believe myself the source of all rumors...I'm merely a cultivator of the grapevine, providing it nourishment, and people can pick which crop they'd like. Really, it's all in their hands!

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

@Smilk_deeznuts @fountcrk However, if a rumor goes unconfirmed or undenied, it'll become something of its own. Not that I could ever be accused of tilling rumors...

[Black Sapphire Cookie @minionofdeceit]

@Smilk_deeznuts @fountcrk Devotion, love, and hate are hardly straightfoward matters...you make an excellent point. A little intrigue never hurt an episode. Our dear caller will have to learn to savor the mystery rather than agonize over it!