mar (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ♡ ʚïɞ

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[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

if you’re wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I don't think I have a dream job, I just wanna be paid. I have a dream life😭

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

wishing u a relaxed nervous system

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[Rue @rglwsm]

No one says goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite anymore and that worries me

[𝓜𝓸𝓭𝓮𝓵🪐 @BIG_MODEL04]

Why doesn’t smoking weed make people laugh uncontrollably anymore? Now it’s just quiet vibes and deep thoughts.

[kelly @kelipinaaa]

i lost the art of taking slutty photos

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[chu @THEHORRORGOTH]

the concept of being a trillionaire in a world where so many people have no jobs, can’t afford rent, can’t afford to buy food...

[elika @pwncssleeka]

Its happening. My coworkers are all shocked that I’m 26 and that I look “so young for my age.” They’re 22

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

going out to eat & shopping by yourself is actually very peaceful and therapeutic.

[Kam ✨ @PatsKam]

"I have a boyfriend" doesn't stop them.
"I’m married" doesn't stop them.

However, “I love luxury and expensive things"

that one clears the room every time.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me trying to find a different show to watch after finishing one i really liked

[mandy @ovoxomandy]

canadians be like what colour freezie would you like

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.