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I’m just talking to myself tbh

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@IamDCHiggins @diol2n In-state tuition is cheaper because your state gives tax revenue to state colleges. You already paid them through your taxes. That’s why private colleges, which don’t receive tax money from the state, are the same price for in and out of state

[Bayer 04 Leverkusen @bayer04_en]

Why are England worried about the Miami heat? Thought that was a basketball team?

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My MIL went missing for 2 hours yesterday and now it’s a surveillance state in this bitch

[Strictly 4 My X’ers @Lizzs_Lockeroom]

Whenever I see or read about bison this clip pops up in my head.....

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I always train my cats to be verbal because it helps me understand what they want and what I can do to make them happy. Unfortunately for me my pre-owned cat always wants something and sometimes that something is just to YELL AT ME HE DOESNT WANT ANYTHING ELSE

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Soccer is basketball but every player is SGA so I can’t respect it as a sport

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

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Cat ran out to greet us at the front door after our vacation 😭

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Got mistaken for a middle schooler by a camp counselor if you ever wanted to know what being short is like

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Get your Belgian chocolate now before the tariffs hit.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Congratulations to the lab in Norway that built Erling Haaland.

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Started watching dragon ball cuz I haven’t seen it since a kid and I gotta admit I did not remember this mf has a tail. Completely ruining the vibe tbh

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@eroscestlavie_x One time a tall man stepped on my foot and said sorry I didn’t see you down there and I was most mad because he genuinely hadn’t seen me down there

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My MIL got a blanket as a gift and my cat has decided it was a gift for him, actually

[EGYPTHQ IS EGYPTIAN AGAIN @EgyptCEO]

hello @mexico please lockdown ALL OF YOUR MUSEUMS until the English have left the country

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Gained 4 pounds but lost half an inch around my waist and my logical brain knows that means I’ve done well building muscle but my disordered brain is bitterrrrrr

[amore @aamoreteric]

asked my friend what if i’m faking my ocd and i don’t actually have it and she was like “i don’t think you would consciously choose to act the way you act”

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

It gets worse when you have a child, because then you can’t just have a banana and a glass of wine for dinner. I mean you could, but you risk having your kid draw you eating a banana and a glass of wine for a school project like mine did.

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Brother @joshhart.... As for ME and MY house, we serve the Lord!

So I understand your joy behind your tweet below.

But not everyone who cries "LORD, LORD" actually love Christ. Sometimes they just love POWER.

For Christian Nationalists in this nation, they love the power they get through God.

And this law in Texas is not only a violation of the Constitution, but violates God in that God does not desire that we force RELIGION on the masses.

That's not Faith. That's Fascism.

And fascism has to be stopped, in Jesus name!

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My aunt is here from the UK and is on insta bragging to the fam about baking in the A/C. They’re gonna kill her