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Oh so very very tired Dad of 2 boys and 2 furry sleep thieves.

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@MustardSally1 @PickleRudd Could award you British citizenship based on that level of awkwardness. But sadly it’s not worth having these days.

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To the tune of The Model - Kraftwerk

His name's Matthias Jaissle and he's looking good.
He plays 4-3-3 I think that's understood.
He wears Alan Shearer branded underwear.
He's the man to come & give us silverware.
#nufc #nufcchant

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@RedMedusa13 G’wan…. Unleash your inner Shania!!

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@RedMedusa13 Suddenly in the mood for a Hotpot and a pint in a dimpled glass please Bet

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@RedMedusa13 Awesome reminds me of this banger

https://t.co/HuPKog3qHP

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@hunstantonsmith @mooramana @ClareBreedon Seconded. Don’t forget to pop into the Butchers in Bamburgh for some “Bamburgh Bangers” too

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@RandomTheGuy_ @PicturesFoIder Would be in place approximately 12 seconds before one of my kids or the cat decides to get stuck in it

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@RedMedusa13 That one indeed!!

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@RedMedusa13 It was 29 today in the ‘bridge. Got cooked at 30 yesterday in Caistor. At least the swim in the sea helped, today I swam in my own juices

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@Gore_dying “I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'”

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@CTOTHELOS77 Blue banana bread in the hizzle!!

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@clownworld Bet it’s like opening a window and shagging the night.

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@simonraja @clownworld Gonorrhea. Possibly also syphillis. Yay!

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@LondonEconomic He can cluck off….

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@olddog100ua He was a reporter who never was around any active duty.

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@DC_Draino Not bad for a journalist…. He was NEVER deployed

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@benleo Themselves of course!!
Different snouts, same trough.

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@Mafer1ck Trifle

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@PicturesFoIder If he doesn’t end up putting her in it, I’m going to be very disappointed

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@JuanFra04916882 @fasc1nate Those PETA bastards….

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@JuanFra04916882 @fasc1nate Any chance you could film yourself taking on a Chimpanzee?