Skeleboss

the layers of irony are beating each other for dominance

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

"your stream averaged 1.8 viewers"

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

@kaiisyourhomie Yes. I’m making a statement

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

@kaiisyourhomie My family gets pissed when they aren’t matching so I specifically don’t match them

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

@BenjaMage

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

I love when characters in media are more brutal for Racists. Gotta be my favorite character trope.

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

Guys will start dating mentally ill women then go and complain to their friends that they dated a mentally ill woman

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

“I loved American Psycho (movie)” bf x “I loved American Psycho (book)” gf

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

@WhereisBalake Lmfao did you see my 2nd most recent tweet?

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

Nature literally gave humans pattern recognizing brains just for y’all to go and date people with the same red flags 20 times

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

The most popular show in America is about a kid with superpowers because of mind control experiments that the CIA ACTUALLY DID IN REAL LIFE!!! And people still trust the government

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

This is probably my favorite tweet of all time. I have it bookmarked

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

I went to tiktok after this tweet and saw a guy finish “for whom the bell tolls” by Metálica and go “THERE ARE SO MANY MASTER OF PUPPETS GUYS IVE PLAYED MASTER OF PUPPETS!!”

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

Leave those poor guitar tiktokkers alone they’ve played Master of Puppets already

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

You think his girlfriends ever asked him to crave his name into their thighs

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

@WhereisBalake Jumped up and started clapping like it was a marvel movie

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

Leave those poor guitar tiktokkers alone they’ve played Master of Puppets already

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

sorry twitter wording:

"I can't accept myself" my brother in Christ you CHOSE not to!

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

If you do anything because you hate yourself you'll never be satisfied with it and it will eat you whole. "I wanna go to the gym because I hate my body." you will never leave that gym happy with yourself.

[Skeleboss @ministerskele]

me with 3 health pushing the 1v5 cause my teammates said "clutch up"

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@KennyBeans69 more like a million bananas!!!!!

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@OrwellNGoode @iloveweedandass