Fiona Morton

Freelance teacher. Community crafter, History Nerd and general geek. She/they #Blacklivesmatter

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

Hello @superdrug why doesn't your Luton store accept tablet strips for recycling. They say it's because they have no storage but your website says https://t.co/T3E8Nnzaj0. I walked into Luton with 4 bags of strips - I guess you wasted my time

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@supertanskiii @DrProudman Well ... I have health issues - if I'm hungry I might get a migraine so I would eat there and do lots of ostentatious sarcasm

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@SarahMillican75 @amyjpeg Ooh - I can drink my coffee out of it when I come back in from couch to 5k - thank you for your encouragement

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@garethharron @SarahMillican75 You need to remember to press play 😀

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@sianharries_ @DrPragyaAgarwal 'Well - now you're asking ... hmmm what should I do ...?'

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@hanskruse @Ben_Aaronovitch I think he was asking for the literal translation - like what the pieces, the words, mean

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

A kind and important project

[Guy Venables @godfreychurch]

I've offered to repaint the mural on the children's centre, painted over on the orders of Robert Jenrick, in the refugee centre at Dover. Presuming I get a positive response, if any other cartoonist would like to join me, you'd be most welcome.

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@Ben_Aaronovitch Could you farm them out to writers you trust and do a book of short stories? Although I totally want a whole book of Not-Nicole - perhaps something where she chooses a name

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@4LinesInTime @Ben_Aaronovitch Dang! You got there before me!

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@murderhornet212 I really just am that dim

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@murderhornet212 Well if you had said that it was the smugness you didn't get then I guess we would have saved a lot of aggro (apologies if I now appear dim but your initial response was simply to engage in my debate about dryers vs sirens rather than telling me I had the wrong end of the stick

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@murderhornet212 when did you see my dryer? (Rhet) it’s a drysoon from Lakeland. i can’t understand why folk in the US get so weirded out about other people’s smaller houses and different lifestyles. if you don’t already have a dryer then a drysoon takes an entire load.

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@murderhornet212 You asked why? I told you. I wasn’t telling you to do the same

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@TaintedSaint2 @DaphneMentalS @ask_aubry Don’t be silly - I can find your colleagues’ reply dumb without trying. If what they meant was ‘No it’s just for people from work‘, they could‘ve said that without the bollix.

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@StraightUpBetty @lookouttacos @ask_aubry I thought that was the point Tacos was making tbh

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@brickpandorica I love it!! I second the person who requested a parts list - in particular how did you get the roundels?

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@LA_Knight89 My guess is they take the universal translators away - like asking kids to hand in their phones? But that’s just a couple of seconds of thinking late at night so it may not make sense in the morning!!

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@CaptnAmy @MirrorHer When are you in London!!?

[Fiona Morton @minmort]

@Rhiannon_clare_ @iris_frs @bigdog2090000 @DeserveOwn @sally_hines @OliLondonTV at a festival or carnival or other similar (which Pride certainly is included in) plenty of nipples under lace/mesh etc - the photos the conversation started about don’t include exposed nipples - there’s definitely a mesh/lace top