Mike Berg

Swedish defenseman aficionado. Portuguese center back enthusiast.

Saint Paul is where I'm from.

Not a professional _____, just a gifted amateur.

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

This raises an interesting possibility. If a team ices the puck, not only are they not allowed change players, but one player must surrender his stick to his bench.

Chaos ensues.

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Horseshit

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

That penalty was weaker than Suter's point shot.

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Shitting the bed. It's not weird, it's Wild.

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Is Tony Pants going through puberty or something?

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

So how many games will Caprisov miss after the Dirty Jets injure him tonight?

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

@NianticHelp That's exactly what I did. I still lost the pass and your robot seems to think that you've dove nothing wrong. So you managed to SCAM me out of a pass. Again - I PAID for a service that I did NOT receive. And I have not been compensated for the loss.

Do better.

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

@NianticHelp PoGo charged me a raid pass for a raid that errored out on me. I was charged the pass but was not able to complete the raid or catch it. Your system claims that I did complete it, which is a LIE. You need to reimburse me for the service I paid for but did not receive

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Just need "Right Now" in the 3rd period and my bingo card is a winner.

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Hey! Ho! What an original arena song!

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Lapanta is just a dipshit. Gets worse every time I have to listen to him mouth breath. I'm a bit surprised he's able to talk while eating crayons the whole game.

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Everything from the goal song to lapanta, the wild have to have the worst game ops in the NHL

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Faver's unbridled joy gives me life.

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

On the one hand, I really hate hits from behind so I'm ok with Foligno taking a penalty there.
On the other hand: The fuck was Barron doing turning that way with Foligno bearing down on him?

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

I'm sure some reasonable people will disagree with me (and some crayon connoisseurs as well, no doubt) but here goes:

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

NHL: "What Cane did is A-OK!"
Also the NHL: "Bad Folino!"

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

Buncha shitweasels

[Mike Berg @minnesotaberg]

New headcannon: Rosie was promised a big payout by a couple vets if he ever got a GHHT this year.