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I'm Camembert! I'm the big cheese!

[Anna Gee @AnnaGienta33]

@Peston @adamboultonTABB giving the worst interview on Sky News talking about Ann being a virgin, an old maid, a battle axe. Tasteless and vile. Why is it fair game to talk about WOMEN in this way. Would never go the other way. Absolute piece of @@@@ Adam Boulton

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Did I accidentally shove a fistful of LSD up my arse or did this really happen?

[Moog @a_toots]

I’ll tell you who’s been suspiciously quiet about his best mate threatening that a “whole civilization will die tonight”.

This cunt.

[Brent Freeman @bgetsbetter]

Today we learned that the Prime Minister of Israel repeatedly raped, choked and beat Virginia Guiffre and the media today won't even say his name or the country he was the Prime Minister of.

It's impossible to hate the media enough.

[Steve Sammut 💙🇵🇸🇱🇧🎒 @SteveSammut2]

@HalaJaber @TRobinsonNewEra The idiot also totally ignores that the Christian communities and churches in Gaza, some of the oldest churches in existance have all been destroyed. Not by Muslims, but by his fascist zionist friends.

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

"Mr Blair, what are you qualifications for taking on a major role of governance in the Middle East?"
"I am familiar with the Middle East because I bombed it."

[t/a Underscores Rn’t Us @AndyPlumb4]

41% of males arrested for their participation in the Southport riots had previous convictions for domestic abuse.

And these will be the same kind of men who would willingly take up @TiceRichard’s insane idea of having groups of men on the streets to “protect our women & girls”.

[Jane Davis @janedavisauthor]

So we have to put up with endless sport but the BBC axes the one show dedicated to books. Between the Covers, you will be missed! #BookTwitter #booklovers https://t.co/7XNPwgzScu.

[Giblets D’Vier @RhonPiquering]

The Royal Mail was sold by the British Government to private investors in 2011.

The following British companies have also been bought by foreigners, mostly while Tony Blair of the Labour Party was in power, and long before Brexit:

London Stock Exchange, by Qatar Investments - 2007
British Energy, by EDF - 2009
Cadbury, by Kraft - 2010
British Airports Authority, by Qatar, 2012
EMI Group, by Universal - 2011
Abbey National, by Santander - 2004
Scottish Power, by Iberdrola - 2007
BOC, by Linde - 2006
Associated British Ports, by Goldman Sachs and others - 2006
BAA, by Ferrovial - 2006
O2, by Telefonica - 2005
Boots, by KKR - 2007
Powergen, by E.On - 2002
ICI, by Akzo Nobel - 2008
Thames Water, by RWE - 2001
Corus, by Tata Steel - 2006
P&O, by Dubai Ports Work - 2006
Jaguar, by Tata Motors - 2008
Land Rover, by Tata Motors - 2008
Pilkington, by Nippon Steel - 2006
Firth Rixon, by Alcoa - 2014
Synergy, by Steris - 2015

You make a shit point, badly.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A family of wild Pallas's cats living in the grasslands of Qinghai Province, China

[Pablo O'Hana @PabloOHana]

Man I love my country 🇬🇧 On the train today, two girls without tickets started kicking off at the conductors, calling them 'fat slags', 'fucking lesbians' and all sorts. A non-white foreign passenger steps in, so they start firing racist abuse, telling him to 'go back where he came from' and that Farage & Anderson will 'sort his lot out.' Then half the carriage jumped in to back him and the conductors, including an old white man who could barely walk, but wasn't going to let that stop him from giving his two pence. The police were called, and a few of us checked in on the conductors. When all was said and done and the train was moving again, the old man got up and turned to the foreign man and just said "cuppa?" and honestly, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Absolute class act from everyone and a reminder that the vile vocal minority do NOT represent our great country. Call me naive, but I truly believe our country is better than the horrid politics of Reform UK, Nigel Farage, Lee Anderson etc, and when push comes to shove, when shit hits the fan, we know who we are – and man, it really ain't that, no matter how hard people like Farage try to make it so.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

Hi. Chemist here.
These are clouds.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

One of those laying on the pavement days... (photo @PoliticalPics)

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Give the people what they want

[M #ItWasAScam #GTZO 🐝 @Derrygirl1976]

@Independent Who needs the BibiC when everything can be livestreamed on a phone? 🤣