The bears are taking ozempic and becoming otters. the otters are getting laser and becoming twinks. the twinks are injecting E and becoming dolls. the dolls are getting their hair cut and becoming butches. And the butches, the butches are taking T and becoming bears
Me: Remember when I saved you from the goblin forest with a mere rusted dagger? That’s when I fell in love with you
Elf: We…we can’t! The law-
Me: If the law is unjust it should be broken!
Peasant 1: His words… do they ring true?
Peasant 2, mad: He’s trying to fuck the elf!