Uju Mint🧚‍♂️

All I want is a hundred thousand million dollars!! Obsessed tweep but actively silent 🙂 A certified Realtor based in Abuja

[Uju Mint🧚‍♂️ @mint_uju]

@iamklausenburg @BayyouXII Witnessed it all

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

When Ejikem dated Aunty Ada
When Sansa was dating Tife
Danny was selling sneakers
Segalink was bailing out boys from police
When one bank used graphics to Diss every bank
Sco pa tu mana, o jewa ka eng
When Shola was Jaythedope and got detained
Rema would often rant once once
Peruzzi slapped pamilerin
Pamilerin shared pads
Crackhead girl that screamed out music lyrics out in public places
Shank was making Twitter memes
Chemical brother was called Aba Goliath by Dreylo
Sub delivery man days later post sub man
That meins you will sleep here

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

People singing happy birthday to you feels like a real life unskippable ad

[Mark @Marknit0]

“And where is malt? Has it finished?”😭

[lolu lols°♧🧚‍♀️ @shesamale]

i don check reach 50 headers today

[Uju Mint🧚‍♂️ @mint_uju]

@chime_1 How much for a section

[Uju Mint🧚‍♂️ @mint_uju]

@OneLuckyGirl_28 Financial abundance and genuine happiness

[Uju Mint🧚‍♂️ @mint_uju]

@GucciStarboi Kizz Daniel

[Uju Mint🧚‍♂️ @mint_uju]

@Davidhennesssy_ Please send

[Ifunanya @Fifibillions]

If you can free yourself from the shackles of always wearing pants, you’ve won

[Claret🌺🌺 @ClaretUchechi]

They charged me 2500 for all back

[Uju Mint🧚‍♂️ @mint_uju]

@Teeniiola No she didn’t retrieve it from the guy. Guess she got a valentine package for him but before she sent out, she found out he already sent his ex a package, so she decided to eat what she was meant to send to him🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Ain’t shiii funny

[Big Wums ✨ @WumiTuase]

God, I don’t want to manage money.
I want to spend and be receiving as I spend.
I don’t want to ever lack money.
Amen 🙏🏾 😭

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than a employed person on the clock 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

[res 🇿🇦 @msresii]

i really don't like "when i die" conversations from parents

[Joy @JoyyUnSpeakable]

Ladies … choose yourself. I woke up to this nonsense after almost 11 years of marriage

[CE @4lilce]

with the 🫀 i got .. i’ll always win