urchin shit 𓅾

wildlife rehab, exercise, exhaustion

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

When I was in college I saw a fellow student ask my professor for an extension, promising to get his paper in by midnight that night. The professor responded "well, is that enough time?" and I genuinely don't think any single moment has ever been more impactful on my own teaching

[Brian Goldstone @brian_goldstone]

In preparation for today’s Super Bowl, state police forced over 100 homeless men and women onto buses under threat of arrest, dumping them in a freezing warehouse. Tents destroyed, belongings lost. Press are barred from the site.

The price tag for this cruelty? $17.5 million

[urchin shit 𓅾 @mintaukletchip]

See it sounds great but I know I'd just abuse this feature

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

you should be able to kill yourself but just for like a year or so

[endora bullshit @collectdust]

i'm rt'ing all of these btw

[night blooming jasmine @babywasteland]

i have created a block print of the baby tapir

[Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @PtDefianceZoo]

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.

[urchin shit 𓅾 @mintaukletchip]

@Jess_inthewild Ugh I HATE cops and their wildlife "rescue" photos

[Mis Leading @FaatiTheStreet]

Never forget when they knock on your door and ask “have you seen them?” You can answer “I don’t know, sorry I can’t help you,” bc the premise of the question is a lie. They are actually asking; “can I harm this person?” and you’re cooperation determines if they can.

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

Everyone on the right who’s mad at me: I want you have the the wall. And then the other three walls and roof to go along with it and a life for yourself outside of work

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

The irony of yelling “do you wanna die tonight motherfucker!?” to someone with my particular brain chemistry was lost on them

[Conway's Guy of Wife 🆓🇵🇸 🏺🥪🐀💨 @wutangjoebiden]

Sounds like the start of a banger sea shanty

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i bring a sort of "i have an ethical objection to the use of generative ai" vibe to every single conversation lately that nobody really likes

[budum @TimAllenItalian]

New developments in the space

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

I don’t like being hat in hand, but I’m looking at being discharged in a few days but nowhere to go when it’s over as I don’t have a safe place to return to. Planning on being homeless for a bit, again https://t.co/qp6NYX1weB

[urchin shit 𓅾 @mintaukletchip]

@saddymayo If you don't mind a different design, there's this one: https://t.co/WbcQsO8MdF

[Griffin @sensortld]

no matter who it is, it's always okay to punch a nazi

https://t.co/RXgOvTAVVd

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.