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[mintberrycrunch @mintberycrunch5]

@vailslays @Cappin_Commie @NFLMemes You know the rule is that the QB has to be outside of the tackle box? And Josh is clearly inside the box. This isn’t hard

[mintberrycrunch @mintberycrunch5]

@Cappin_Commie @NFLMemes @Gracerosepath05 Here is tackle box. Try again

[mintberrycrunch @mintberycrunch5]

@ZeevMishpacha But what if there was no rape?

[mintberrycrunch @mintberycrunch5]

@Hdhdjdidi16951 @nbcsnl I wasn’t aware that someone could own an impression. No one is allowed to do a Trump impression ever again!

[mintberrycrunch @mintberycrunch5]

@BET

[mintberrycrunch @mintberycrunch5]

@John_Zannis Underdeveloped characters??? Did you fall on your head?

[mintberrycrunch @mintberycrunch5]

@NewYorker Everything has to be a conspiracy. Especially if some stranger is telling me that in a two minute video on their phone in a car

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Gas prices under Biden (one of the biggest news stories of the decade) vs Gas prices under Trump (basically not a single article written)

[Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89]

It is fucking crazy how right-wing this country has become in the last 15 years. The Democrats have to run the most reasonable normie to ever live so they can win a swing district by 3 points against a wife-beating Christian Nationalist who got rich scamming nursing home residents and thinks black people look like that because Satan left them in the stove too long

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The irony of Republicans controlling all branches of government while

bankrupting the country, starting a war, sending money to fraudulent programs, violating the Constitution, giving corporations immunity...

but arguing that the biggest problem we have is “stolen elections.”

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology.

Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested.
Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel.
Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[X∀NDER @_xvndr_]

Hello, I am from U.S. State. Our drivers are terrible. Our pizza is unique. Our roads are badly maintained. Our largest city is full of crime and the suburbs are snooty. We are intense about State University Sports Team. And the weather? If you don't like it, wait five minutes.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

No snark, I genuinely don’t get it. Trump is one of the least masculine, most juvenile public figures out there. He’s needy, whiny, defensive, terrified of strong women, and visibly intimidated by powerful men.

How does his base spin this into the ultimate “strongman” image?

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

It is *fact*, not feeling or opinion, that when you don't know anything about what's happening in this country, you vote Republican. If you're informed, you vote Democratic.

That's been true for nearly the whole of my lifetime, not as a matter of rhetoric but a matter of *fact*.

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

😭

[Jake Rainwater @JakeRainwater]

Anecdotally, I know many younger millennials and older Gen Zers who claim “money” is the reason they don’t have kids, but it’s really a deep and abiding love of no responsibilities.

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Trump's victory, I've read, has ushered in a new era where people don't have to be so careful about saying the right words or saying what's on their mind. And yet you wouldn't know it listening to CEOs being asked about the tariffs.