Hey anti! Are you unemployed by choice or by talent?
After conducting a thorough performance review, we are pleased to confirm that you have demonstrated exceptional dedication in the field of unnecessary obsession.
Your mind blowing qualifications include:
• Extensive experience in manufacturing fictional narratives with no evidence, just confidence
• PhD in jumping to conclusions, with a minor in Misunderstanding the Six Vampires
• Senior Report Button Operations Director, specializing in mass reporting ENGENEs who are organizing album group orders in an attempt to sabotage THE SIN : BLISS comeback with unmatched commitment.
• Certified Hopium Forecast Analyst
• Extensive experience in treating the voices in your head as a more credible source than the vampires’ own words.
• Executive-level experience in finding a way to say ’I was right all along’, even when reality strongly disagrees.
• Mastery of ignoring context, explanations, and basic comprehension when they do not fit the agenda
• Full-time Vampire Monitoring Specialist, providing unpaid surveillance services with unlimited overtime
We’d say you’ve got a pretty good shot at joining the Official Conspiracy Department as a Senior Narrative Inventor. We wish you the best of luck with your application.
If you get hired, congratulations to you! And congratulations to ENHYPEN and ENGENEs for losing a full-time unpaid employee from the Department of Unnecessary Obsession.
We hope this new opportunity keeps you occupied enough to stop turning your out of this world theories into concern and your obsession into protection, when all you’ve ever wanted is for ENHYPEN to fail. The six vampires have managed just fine without your imaginary crisis management.
Do everyone a favor. Log off, leave ENHYPEN alone, get a job, and kindly get lost. 🙂
Hey anti! Are you unemployed by choice or by talent?
After conducting a thorough performance review, we are pleased to confirm that you have demonstrated exceptional dedication in the field of unnecessary obsession.
Your mind blowing qualifications include:
• Extensive experience in manufacturing fictional narratives with no evidence, just confidence
• PhD in jumping to conclusions, with a minor in Misunderstanding the Six Vampires
• Senior Report Button Operations Director, specializing in mass reporting ENGENEs who are organizing album group orders in an attempt to sabotage THE SIN : BLISS comeback with unmatched commitment.
• Certified Hopium Forecast Analyst
• Extensive experience in treating the voices in your head as a more credible source than the vampires’ own words.
• Executive-level experience in finding a way to say ’I was right all along’, even when reality strongly disagrees.
• Mastery of ignoring context, explanations, and basic comprehension when they do not fit the agenda
• Full-time Vampire Monitoring Specialist, providing unpaid surveillance services with unlimited overtime
We’d say you’ve got a pretty good shot at joining the Official Conspiracy Department as a Senior Narrative Inventor. We wish you the best of luck with your application.
If you get hired, congratulations to you! And congratulations to ENHYPEN and ENGENEs for losing a full-time unpaid employee from the Department of Unnecessary Obsession.
We hope this new opportunity keeps you occupied enough to stop turning your out of this world theories into concern and your obsession into protection, when all you’ve ever wanted is for ENHYPEN to fail. The six vampires have managed just fine without your imaginary crisis management.
Do everyone a favor. Log off, leave ENHYPEN alone, get a job, and kindly get lost. 🙂
[#오늘의ENHYPEN] Thank you for the energy that always exceeds our expectations! We'll never forget the beautiful moments of these nights✨ mi amor💕 #260714 @ BLOOD SAGA IN MEXICO CITY