Mint Condition

We try to be funny, sometimes

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“I live by a philosophy of don’t do to others what you wouldn’t do to yourself.....so no, I wouldn’t eat a girl’s ass”

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@MrBeast @carlymayrose

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A random stranger told me today that I look like Flynn Rider from Tangled today on the Metra, I’ll be riding this high for the next 2months

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Yeah sex is good but have you ever experienced a 70° day in March when the sun sets after 7pm

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Was talking to someone new and was taking about the crazy things we’ve seen at Galway Bay….. Little did she know everything I said was all the gangs shenanigans at that bar…. She doesn’t need to know we’re a bunch of degenerates just yet….

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If you wear socks on the beach:

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When your ex asks to catch-up when their the one that broke it off….The irony

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My crush said I was looking big…. And that went STRAIGHT to my head 💪

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When you see two of your exs fam at the bar 🤝🤝🤝🤝 bet.

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‘Do not worry guys there is no underwear today’

[🐌 @Wheeema]

“babe we have guests, go get the fancy cups”

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If her favorite bar in Chicago is Old Crow 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Europeans: work to live
Americans: live to work

We got it backwards 🙃

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When your EX texts you:

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For everyone that is sad just remember:

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If I start sending you memes that’s when you know it’s getting real

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@Tly54 @beardedoneof513 ‘Say it like you have marbles in your mouth’

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Nothing better then not seeing someone for a extended period of time and y’all just pick right up where you left off