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i'm paulo | Chileno 🇨🇱 y Peruano 🇵🇪 | Musician | Finance | PR Utah Smash Ultimate | Ult Bowser/Doc Main | Bi | 23

[mint @mintkoopa_]

my friend bought a vape that has fucking games on it

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

executive dysfunction straight up just feels like this

[goma @soigomaa]

My "Roman Empire is the realization that my life is a lottery win. Somewhere in Sudan, Pålestine, iran, Afghanistan, Iraq or Congo, there is a boy smarter than me. He is more disciplined, more resilient, and holds more potential in his single finger than I do in my entire career.
The only difference? I am siting in a train and he is sting in the rubble of his dreams.
My "bad days" are his wildest dreams.
My "burnout" is a luxury he can't afford because his only job is staying alive.
It's geographical luck and it's a haunting injustice that we all refuse to acknowledge and look away

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Tweets from the 13th century
#PlaguePosting

[mint @mintkoopa_]

@SplashDaddy2324 @TemporaryPlan i didnt realize this was a monthly. i'll try to make it to the next one. who won this weekend?

[mint @mintkoopa_]

@TemporaryPlan @SplashDaddy2324 @Toxic_Shock_Syn ok nvm
i'll go!

[mint @mintkoopa_]

@TemporaryPlan @SplashDaddy2324 @Toxic_Shock_Syn i went and got second, idk if i'll make it this week tho i really am busy

[mint @mintkoopa_]

@SplashDaddy2324 @TemporaryPlan I have a show on Saturday! But I'll be there tonight.

[mint @mintkoopa_]

@ApolloKage no way you fell for this

[mint @mintkoopa_]

@TemporaryPlan @SplashDaddy2324 i'll come to paragon tn haha

[mint @mintkoopa_]

@TemporaryPlan @SplashDaddy2324 If there were more hours in the day i definitely would i still love smash, but im always busy now :/

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

are they like mad at me or just at the mall too

[Matty 🔜 AC @Matty_Proto]

Goob morning

[note @derpatron6000]

#RAPTURE #WHOSHYPED

[mint @mintkoopa_]

@Mack__Is__Back @koru_______ curious!

[the giant @chaser_bait]

modern scooby doo

velma: my vape, i cant live without my vape

fred: ill go investigate with shaggy, if he consents

norbert: why do you all call me that

scrappy: because woke moralists destroyed america

daphne: i dont mind being paired with scooby (:

scooby: im roining risis

[FzP | MBS | SmashBros! @drone_ant]

How mfs look at you when you suggest mains dubs (real test of skill) instead of randubs (skillless land of scam)

[mint @mintkoopa_]

finally moved out on my own :) i am now the CEO of rose park