mint_mayo

Chasing that 2000s tropical aesthetic

[Riċ @ricblurs]

get your spark back nigga

[mai💛🇸🇳 @onionsoup23]

if youre going to represent gluttony as a person who eats a lot then you should represent lust as a gooner who catcalls and harasses random people. if youre going to make lust a sexy woman then you should make gluttony a chef am i making sense or js rambling

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Masturbation is all fun and games until you have sex and realize you can't cum unless you Masturbate

[toby @petloaches]

Ur literally cuteslop bro. Ur adorablebait

[PiercesonCoodyLover @NotAlYakitori]

Just chased down a loose ping pong ball in front of a group of chicks
#WorseThanRape

[lilian ☽︎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @hearts4ktb]

i can never take those autism assessment quizzes because my pattern recognition is able to guess which one is the “autistic” answer and it’s no longer unbiased

[the stabber @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[Math Lady Hazel 🇦🇷 @mathladyhazel]

A geometric haircut.

[MrVert🔴⚪ @MrGrEenFR]

Seeing how they struggle to fit in this space, if only there were smaller people ready for this kind of job......

[Nightbloom @Nightbloomc]

"Be brave, be free, but come home to me.."

[‘imperfect for you’ 1# stan @imperfectforyov]

I HATE WHEN CHATGPT TRIES TO INVOLVE ALL INFO ABOUT ME
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"بما انه اهلك مطلقين، وما عندك أصدقاء 🙅🏻‍♂️❌ ، و رسبت في كالك 1 مرتين — هنا وصفة بان كيك صحية وعالية بالبروتين لك"

[Ray “twigward” Davis @raydavisIIII]

When I own a house I'm going to have heated floors so my wife never has to wear socks #feet

[°‧ 𓆝 bree 𓆞 ·｡ @yummierbeefcake]

was taking an exam earlier worth 60% of my grade and this image kept popping into my head

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I bet barn owls were ecstatic to see humans come by and put up barns.

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

That pattern recognition when you're high>>>>