🎉🪞✨

I crack myself up🐣🍳

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

using y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you crossed

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

remembering how i used to take this dumb vitamin that didn’t work to help increase my sex drive when the whole time my boyfriend at the time was just ugly

[ً @cfwmx]

instagram be suggesting people your gf cheating on u wit

[🎉🪞✨ @mintthegemini]

Having guy friends will humble tf out of you🥲

[goma @soigomaa]

People say:
"She's so lucky her partner works so hard she can stay home with the kids"
No one says:
"He's so lucky she's paused her entire identity, put her career on ice, let her ambition shrink, in the name of stability, sacrificed her salary, and sanity so their kids could grow up held, heard and safe"
They see comfort."
They don't see the cost.

[blue @bluewmist]

my therapist told me, "stop assuming people are mad at you. Stop attempting to read people's minds. stop trying to manage the thoughts and emotions of others. let people be in charge of themselves. if they have something to say to you they will and if they don't it is their responsibility not yours. overthinking kills happiness" and that hit me like a brick.

[🎉🪞✨ @mintthegemini]

Grateful for my ⭕️🤍

[Wisdom Stoics @WisdomStoics]

Here are 12 uncomfortable truths about life...

1.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Apply for that job.
Date that person.
Buy that plane ticket.
Move to that city.
Do all the things that scare you, because they are worth it.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the power puff girls did in 11 minutes

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

You know what? Feliz Navidad 😂😂😂

[MATT GRAY @matt_gray_]

YouTube is free education.

10 channels that will teach you more in 2025 than a 4-year college degree:

1. Huberman Lab

[senia che @drawntosenia]

Bought cereal for the first time in a long time and after two bowls I’m sitting in the kitchen looking at the cereal box like this. Now I remember why I stopped buying cereal.

[-disaffected malcontent @damnjwhatyousay]

“Squabble up”

[spicebae @spicebae_]

this the type of song you play in the morning to get yourself ready for a good day fr 😭