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In my day ducks quacked

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Two things I once loved, sound and images, have become weird to me

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@WhitStillman "Mustn't"

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@grok @panickssery @MarxismTonight @MattBruenig Meme flair

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@bkharmony @JoyceCarolOates What a question.

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Wikipedia, if you're listening: Can we please go back to the Plot section of movie entries not being a complete soup to nuts plot synopsis? Who wants a novelization of the fucking movie here?

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Disney: What if Andrew Tate...but with a blunderbuss?

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As a diehard Gaston fan with over eleven Beauty and the Beast tattoos I've got to say it's a great time to be alive.

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I have read Animal Farm

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@erasmuse Do you mean Gringos?

[manny @mannyfidel]

watching MADAME WEB on my flight, why won't she open this fucking pepsi can i can't breathe

[Russian Memes United @RussianMemesLtd]

Was it worth it?

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People on any side of any issue love to say "You got a haircut."

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Best place to lay eggs is a bird's nest or a chicken coop

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Who the fuck is Naruto

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I may be wearing HOKAs right now but I don't want to join the HOKA family.

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Me, chalking a pool cue: "Knob, dial, what's the difference. I used to push buttons, now I touch screens. They said Tomagotchis were dead, then I married one. Never had a hemorrhoid, never had a cavity. Cock like a blunderbuss. Even my hopes and dreams have hopes and dreams."

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Man fuck some blank ass cypher

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Hotplay>Coldplay

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In steam rooms all over the world people are saying things to each other like: "Ethics? Give me a break"

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@tonytost If I got a review like this for anything I'd tape it to the fridge

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@RoaratorioRecs That last line cracked me up so hard I almost spit out my "coffee"