Les Dunham

Just trying to get by in 140 characters or less

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

ah yes, it's my monthly time to give birth to nothing for like 5 days, don't mind me

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

having seasonal affective disorder AND anxiety that gets worse in hot weather is fantastic.
I get to be happy 2 weeks out of the year.

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

for how famous the Olsen twins are I would call bullshit on absolutely everyone who claimed to know which one was Mary-Kate and which one was Ashley

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

u kno what?

low waisted pants look good on no one.

sorry tiffany.

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

somebody tell me why printing in black and white still uses color ink what kind of sneaky marketing bastards think I have the money for this

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

so #WAP by Cardi B is "disgusting" and we should all be furious about it because Cardi is a role model for children (why?), but Slob On My Knob and similar songs are "funny" because..?

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

I wonder if christian Facebook moms would be as comfortable with those paintings of Jesus standing behind people going about their business if instead of a white blue eyed man it was an accurate middle Eastern man "with them in every step"

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

"i refuse to sacrifice my mental health for a perfect body" said the girl with an objectively perfect body.

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

...and now I'm worried about that

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

the Vampire Diaries is like a fun guessing game cause it's like is this new 28 year old actor supposed to be a high schooler or an estranged uncle or aunt of said high schoolers

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

can we stop calling husband's their wives "counterpart"? they're two individuals, the presence of a man in her life does not complete a woman.

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

when I hear people bragging about not drinking coffee

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Give Me the Proper Motivation 👔

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

whoever said "mo money mo problems" clearly did not ever go broke

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

The Society should be called "why we don't have sex with people the second we discover they like us back"

[Evan Diem’s Joke Doctor Podcast @EvanOutOfTen]

Y’all thought I was joking

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

you can be into feet all you want, you just can't be into mine

[Les Dunham @minty_egg]

websites be trying to make me feel bad for using ad blocker but then I'll go to a news website for one (1) article and have .3 inches of visible screen to read the article.