elijah

[josh @y0cuando]

La bola negra

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

Lisbeth Anderson and Lottie Matthews should have a chat

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

the body 😭😭 is 😭😭😭 so 😭good😭😭omg

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

why does jack look like he's doing the scuba?? #cornplating

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

@kaardbord i truly cannot imagine anyone ever wearing either one of those shirts in day to day life maybe someone is wearing it as an ironic pajama shirt??

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

I've never seen this image before #cornplating

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

@anemiicbones hii chris

[Kayuin🦭👽🛸 @KayuinS]

why did he say this

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

education..

[sophia @s0upworld]

I’m afraid the recent SF hate is obfuscating the Great Evil taking place in Berkeley, California

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

@anemiicbones i'm really glad i have your notifications on for bangers like this (lowkey only half joking i've never heard this one before)

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

@anemiicbones good one

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

sorry besides the crazy drama about total forgiveness calling ally beardsley an "unfunny comedian" is genuinely laughable when they are one of if not the funniest person on dropout

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

if you have the sniffles PLEASE i beg of you don't go to the movies

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

"i'm no cannibal I just enjoy a good rack of ribs, dripping with pork fat and tender to the touch of the tongue. A thoracic heart, not canned and pickled in chemicals" so legally if you're hannibal lecter reincarnated you have to say so

[Bill “the tard” Thiel @billthetard]

Girl from high school comes out as cannibal #Woke3

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

@CallenWrye

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

fuck this is beautiful

[Jackson @RebornShadows]

This is the shit I’m having to deal with trying to find this fucking token

[elijah @mintyto0thpaste]

hi casper its elijah

[Cayenne @Castedcastle]

peter parker bi asf as fuck

[Matthew Ogle @flaneur]

It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles