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I have GOD, I’m good.

[sosmed keras @sosmedkeras]

Momen ketika udah cape kerja, mau resign, tapi masih butuh duit

[. @minusbanget]

🖕🏼

[. @minusbanget]

@PT_Transjakarta Udah setengah jam ngga lewat2

[. @minusbanget]

@PT_Transjakarta nunggu 5F 20 menitan ngga lewat-lewat

[. @minusbanget]

Join di kantor baru yang isinya orang2 yang sengaja nunjukin ketidaksemangatannya

[. @minusbanget]

Bau-bau NPD nih

[Acho @MuhadklyAcho]

Baru bayar setelah viral ya itu mencuri dong bang gitaris. Seandainya owner ga posting video cctv, belum tentu juga kalian balik lagi bayar. Lagian kl kecewa banget ya batal beli aja, bkn masuk dapur trus ngamuk2 dan ga bayar. Yang gua ga nyangka, yg istrinya itu psikolog.

[. @minusbanget]

Goodbye kali yaa abis ini

[. @minusbanget]

Situasi lingkungan serta waktu gua tuh enak dan ada banget untuk upgrade diri, tapi problemnya di diri gua. Lawan diri sendiri

[. @minusbanget]

@dayatpiliang Baru join nonton ini, dan parahnya gua suka udah jadi ketagihan, trus suka sama beberapa karakter disana 🤣

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

ORANG LUAR NEGERI KE INDONESIA

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for a Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Hi, you're late to the online meeting."
"Sorry, it's 2 AM here. I have to adjust my schedule."
"Where are you now?"
"I stay in Bali now. It's cheap, the living cost is only a tiny fraction of my salary. I can save A LOT, and by A LOT I mean A LOOOOT."
"Wow, you don't need a work visa for that?"
"I just stay in my room. No one knows that I am working. As long as the internet works."
"Local tax?"
"No, I am on a tourist visa."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Kuala Lumpur? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"Having a nice vacation? You stayed a whole two months."
"Yeah, my visa is almost expired, so I have to leave."
"Bangkok? Must be another vacation."
"Yes, only for three days, I will be back again after that."

***

"Hello, where are you from?"
"I am from the US."
"What are you going to do here?"
"Vacation."
"Great, you just need to pay IDR 500,000 for the Visa on Arrival."
"Here."
"Have a nice vacation."

***

"It's been almost two years since you stayed in Bali, how is it?"
"Amazing, cheap, and tax-free!"

ORANG INDONESIA KE LUAR NEGERI

"Halo mbak, saya perlu urus visa Schengen buat ke Belanda."
"Untuk keperluan apa?"
"Saya ada konferensi ilmiah di Rotterdam. Buat S3 saya, wajib hadir presentasi biar papernya bisa terbit."
"Oke ini jadwal yang tersedia."
"Mesti nunggu 2 bulan?"
"Iya mas, penuh soalnya."
"Aduh, mepet ya."
"Coba dulu aja mas. Ini syarat dokumennya."

***

"Kenapa uang tabungannya cuma segini? Mas perlu sekian ratus juta mengendap."
"Saya adanya cuma segini."
"Mas perlu surat pernyataan gak akan kerja di sana."
"Lah, itu surat undangan dari konferensi gak cukup?"
"Gak cukup, harus ada tabungan sama pernyataan."
"..."

***

"Ini tiket pulang pergi juga udah harus ada."
"Jadi tiket PP udah harus saya beli, tapi visa belum tentu keluar?"
"Iya"
"Hah?"
"Memang aturannya begitu."
"Kalau nanti abis visa keluar gimana?"
"Visanya bisa gak keluar."

***

"Halo, visa Anda ditolak."
"Hah kenapa?"
"Kami gak bisa kasih tahu alasannya."
"Haduh, terus paper konferensi saya gimana?"
"Maaf ya Mas. Saya harus layani antrian selanjutnya."

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«Infinite loop»

[. @minusbanget]

2025 sibuk maintain emosi perasaan dan pikiran, supaya ngga kelewatan, supaya jangan kena penyakit yg asalnya dari dalam hati.

Tapi Bukannya dikuatin malah makin dibukakan kebenaran demi kebenaran 🤣

[. @minusbanget]

Wah

[Holy Bible @Holy__Bible1]

Out of my control

[Dear God @TheRich_Gospel]

PRAYYYYYY.

[. @minusbanget]

Lagi mumet, perlu hiburan. Nonton Agak Laen untuk kedua kalinya dan masih terhibur banget.

Ahli agama emang @bene_dion

[y @ysuckme]

“It's already yours.” — God

[. @minusbanget]

Kegiatan full sampai malam, akhirnya nonton yang nyaris midnight, kelar nonton udah ganti hari. Gak sabaran. Harus nonton di hari pertama. Cantika lucu banget 🤣 @bene_dion @MuhadklyAcho @indrajegel_

[. @minusbanget]

Cara Tuhan bekerja tuh manis, gak disangka-sangka.