mr chao

I am not a robot.

[Laban Mbunya @LabanMbunya]

Alfred Keter told Ruto,“If you ever become president,you’ll leave Kenyans hating the Kalenjin and lumping every one of them together with your thieving image.”The man saw the mess before it even happened....

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Everyday we get closer and closer to this

[Dr Boni Khalwale, MD, CBS @DrBKhalwale]

Dear Mr President, H.E.@WilliamsRuto, @kipmurkomen and the @IG_NPS if this MP is not arrested and charged in court, then please don't you ever tell us anything about your commitment to fighting goons and goonism.
U are watching as Kenya slides into a very dangerous and precarious political security precipice.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Yaani Raila alikuwa ameficha izi ng'ombe zote hapo nyuma yake tu?

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[Iron Lady. (African Jacana) @2njerii]

Everyone is talking about the visa denial for that ref and entry into states but no one wants to highlight the actual fraudulent offense. He showed up with Som passport was denied visa, later shows up with a Kenyan diplomatic passport. Tuache jokes bana

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Hi Mr. President @WilliamsRuto I have received these about your family.

Good Morning Nyakundi,

I urge you to investigate the following institutions:

1. Vanguard Ke: Located in Westlands and reportedly owned by Nick Ruto.

2. Raha Fest : This event company allegedly spends between 500 million to 700 million Kenyan Shillings of state resources to host international artists like Davido and Ya Levis. They plan to exceed a billion in expenditures this December, with activities ongoing as of August.

3. Tisap Threads : Owned by George Ruto, this company sponsors events such as the Korom Festival at Carnivore, Raha Fest, Shoke Shoke Fest, and Summertides Diani, using Kenyan resources. "Tisap" translates to "7" in Kalenjin.

4.Smachs Foundation : Owned by Charlene Ruto with the pretence of bee-keeping.

5. TicketRaha : Owned by Nick Ruto ,watch out for these companies. This is where the Kenyan Youth Fund is being diverted to.

These entities are misusing state funds meant for the youth to sponsor events and clubs, draining resources from Kenya's struggling economy.

[Nyakundi Report @NyakundiReport]

Kenyans deserve leaders focused on security, not personal branding.

While insecurity continues to worry families across the country, CS Interior Onesimus Murkomen appears more occupied discussing expensive personal possessions, while PS Raymond Omollo seems more interested in plastering his name on public projects funded by taxpayers.

Public office is not a personal branding exercise. It is a responsibility. Kenyans expect solutions, accountability and safer communities, not PR campaigns and self-promotion.

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Food Security in this country = Maize. Smh.

I think many Kenyans would agree that food security comes in the form of money in their pockets and not maize in some farm in Narok or Uasin Gishu.

[Abdihafidh Dahir. @blessedhafidh]

While you’re busy celebrating roads outside your docket, armed goons are robbing Kenyans at gunpoint. Chaiwali on General Mathenge Road tonight. Your ministry’s report card is written by the safety of Kenyans not by road projects. Armed robbers struck hotels and roads on a broad day light. Maybe secure lives before chasing credit.@NPSOfficial_KE @DCI_Kenya @C_NyaKundiH @NelsonHavi @omwambaKE

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Linda Mwananchi being stoned in Keumbu Kisii. Police walikuwa wanasimamia goons to stone the cars.

I heard Zaheer was behind this.

[K24TV @K24Tv]

David Maraga: It would be a tragedy if William Ruto returns as President on the 10th of August next year. Kenya will not be the same again. Tushikamane pamoja tuiondoe hii serikali.
#K24siasa

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

💀💀💀💀💀

[king hysteria @king_hysteria]

@Mwirigi They also hover for all systems check

[Quincygitahi @quincygitahi]

My Governor is an idiot, what is she saying

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Edwin Sifuna cooked Susan Kihika on the matter of War Memorial hospital such that she was so angry and wanted to throw insults.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Make sure you’re well planned when going to JK Live. The resurrected Jeff Koinange is something else 😂😂

He cooked John Mbadi and served him hot

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

Jeff is so unpredictable 🤣

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