Luke Pohlman

Once more into the fray, Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day, live and die on this day.

[Luke Pohlman @minustheluke]

@ToucheAmore 10-12 one of my all time fav 3 track runs

[Anders Holm @ders808]

"Speak softly and carry a big stick." Perfect advice to follow if you want people to think you're insane.

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"If we do this, there's gonna be two hits. Me hitting you, and Kid Rock's “Bawitaba ” playing in the background" -Blake

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

Will anyone on Facebook ever have the guts to let everyone else know they married their "best friend"?

[Coach Metta @MettaWorld37]

Every morning I lather my thoughts with mayo.

[Anders Holm @ders808]

A super power i want: The ability to make any band cover any song I want.

[LL. @NeverAfraid_ZD]

If you don't like Minus The Bear, chances are you're a fool.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

In case they made Zimmerman "nervous" at any point? RT @YahooNews: Jurors who decided Zimmerman's fate want to remain anonymous.

[Luke Pohlman @minustheluke]

@boburnham "say hi to the rest of the cast of 7th heaven" ...I exploded

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Michele Bachmann Figures Why Not, Introduces Homosexual-Beheading Bill http://t.co/fyW4zMJvEe

[Onion Sports Network @OnionSports]

4 Bags Of Cocaine Currently In Michael Irvin's Jacket Pocket #NFLDraft

[Cody K @CodyK_316]

too caught up in playing Pokemon Stadium to flip to the WNBA draft... hope my team gets Griner

[Daneger @simplejack___]

If only Capri Suns actually allowed you to fly around as a mass of metallic liquid....

[Greg @Gregorycrabill]

If you don't like Armor for Sleep then you suck.

[Luke Pohlman @minustheluke]

@CodyK_316 natalie cole does "this will be", classic mixup

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Another ALL TIME GREAT SCENE: end of The Matrix. Best film usage of a RATM song

[Workaholics Quotes @WorkaholicsQ]

"What are you doing Adam, Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?"

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Just audibly farted while holding eye contact with a lady wearing a sweater that said "SANTA'S COMIN'!"

[Vanilla Ice @vanillaice]

I hope everyone is having a great day. Never let life get you down, live to the fullest. And never panic. Life is too short. Enjoy. Ninja...

[Luke Pohlman @minustheluke]

@borntoprance mars attack ack ack acks #goodoledays