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Just a fan trying to understand the beautiful game.

Up the Albion. #BHAFC supporter.

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Switch to the Brentford game. Brighton are fucking shite

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I will never rate Fabian Hurzeler as a football manager.
End of story

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@BrightonBuzzz I don't know how much of a spine the club has.
If we don't make Europe, his move is blocked. Let him beg, go on strike, ask for termination, go to the media. I don't care.

Take us to Europe and leave the club. Otherwise good luck in the U21's. Don't care if his value tanks

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@Brightonian_ Pray for Chelsea and Liverpool to get results against Sunderland and Brentford.

Zero guarantees against United

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@AndyNaylorBHAFC Yeah not banking on these players to have the mentality for it.

Praying that Chelsea turn up against Sunderland and Liverpool turn up against Brentford. Otherwise forget Europe

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@OfficialBHAFC If we don't make Europe this season, block Van Hecke's summer transfer. Make him beg for it

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@OfficialBHAFC Bottled Europe

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Congratulations Van Hecke. Now we have to beat United on demand for Europe. Get rid of that idiot.

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Bring me Spence and Sarr in the summer. Thanks

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Hurtzeler has taken the joy out of the club. For years Brighton have been a happy, positive, progressive and fun environment. He has made the entire ecosystem not care about anything anymore. It's slow, boring, negative and frankly I don't think anybody cares for anything atm.

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Time to go.

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If Hurtzeler isn't sacked after this fixture.

I'm legitimately Bloom and Barber out

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@BHA_Aqua Tony Bloom is a donkey if he doesn't sack him.

Hope this helps

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@Brightonfan Today, I want to kill myself for having to see Fabian Hurtzeler's face

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@BHA_Aqua Scott Parker is Pep Guardiola in my eyes compared to this Nazi

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Boooooooo
No Milner today.
#BHAFC

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@AndyNaylorBHAFC Any spare managers on the bench?

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@wearebrighton Tony Bloom is currently on fraud watch. All his competent decisions seem to have gone towards USG and Hearts.

Brighton clearly aren't a priority anymore

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@CPFC #CPFC
Can you guys please score 2-3 more?

Anything to up your goal difference and sack our manager. Anything for you lads.

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@10DowningStreet @UKParliament

I have just witnessed the #BHAFC manager. 32 year old unnamed individual carrying narcotics to a school and distributing them for free.

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@BHA_Aqua At what stage is it acceptable to call him the "N***" word?

The one we don't call Germans anymore