Mat Hocking

Ex-Tour Manager turned Beer Prick. Revisit Twitter every few years, then disappear again.

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@MetroUK These are the same gypsies that walked out of Paolo's in Shrewsbury racking up a huge bill. Repeat offenders. Never caught.

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@fesshole I did this when I was ten years old, many years before the Truman Show!

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@fesshole Why does this never happen anymore? The sole purpose of 80s supermarket tannoys seemed to be reuniting lost toddlers with their mum

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@fesshole Fully agree. We do exactly the same. We advertised a job recently. A girl came in the next day with a well-written CV, confident, smart, presented well, polite. We gave her a trial on the weekend & she now has the job. This is what we look for, not parents.

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@RogerProtzBeer What's the punk response to copyright infringement?

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@StephShutt @totalcurtis Just because it was brewed before Punk, doesn't make it more important, or influential on the craft brewing industry that followed. I sense this is a debate that will continue to the nursing home.

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@fesshole It's a domino effect to other habits

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@RogerProtzBeer @BrewDog The 'punk anarchist' tag is about 15 years out of date. The 'corporate behemoth' aspiration has governed their modus operandi since their first bar opening in 2009

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@fesshole Google weather predictions and rising sea levels for the next 50 years and then have a think about whether to bring kids into this world.

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@fesshole As an accredited Beer Sommelier, Im the member of the family who "likes his beer", and it gets no finer than Boot's 'Beers of the World' boxset of UK-brewed lagers, which I've been bought 3 times.

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@prikhead @BrewDogJames "Become?" BD have been doing publicity stunts literally since day 1.

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@alkendor77 @anon_opin Haha.. I said I would probably put it at Number 6, if I had a list. Thought I'd clarify.

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@fesshole My record for not saying a single word besides "hm" during a phone call with my mum is 1hr17mins.

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@Timmargh @fesshole This was me

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@fesshole Either Rob Manuel willingly let's this guy post every week, or it's Rob Manuel...