kelsey jelsey

31 / weird abt dads but not in the way u think / she&her

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

"put that grown man down" they all scream. well what if he doesn't want to be put down. why would you do that to him.

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy you could use them together and hold hands !

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@amywhoisawesome it was craaaaaaazy!

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

god damn this storm is bad. my lights are flickering and that's genuinely never happened in the four years i've lived here

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy ugh that's annoying. i hope something else works out!!!

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy did they not bring up the hiring timeline until now ??

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy I mean I would def just keep moving forward with them and just back out if you need to but, once again, what the fuck is this hiring process ???????? i wish i could help :(

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@kimothyjimothy u mean u were not already doing this ?

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

this is my fave tumblr post about this fuckin list lmao

[hollidayparty @hollidaypartyyy]

This list has always pissed me the fuck off because like, it's so mean-spirited. Like, what do you mean Ilya gets all the positive traits? Coolness, intelligence - emotional & otherwise, even his trauma gives him the ability to see the way the world works in a way Shane "doesnt"

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

i made it home from europe and the flight(s) were fine except on the flight to DC there was someone passing extremely stinky gas every like 20-30 minutes which was..... unpleasant

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy IS PART OF THE JOB ENTRUSTING YOU WITH THE NATIONAL NUCLEAR CODES??????

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy KIM IM GONNA FIGHT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT IF THEY HAVE ONE

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@pity_pnk this is soooooo cool!!!!!

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy @pity_pnk i should probably tag you lmao

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy YAY TIFF

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy I'm sorry tiff :(( literally every job i've ever gotten I've been convinced I didn't get right before they tell me i did so i hope that is what's happening for you!!!! also probs cried about all of them too lmao

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@kimothyjimothy you two are soooooo cutie here

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@amywhoisawesome if i pass over ireland tomorrow i will wave 2 u :)

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@secretkimothy did they have to buy a new shirt or what

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@ravenremixes like people out here really think """glazing""" and misogyny are on the same level lmao

[kelsey jelsey @mioseznito]

@ravenremixes while the phenomenon in the OG tweet is real it's so harmless compared to anything else that could be done to a non-famous partner that it doesn't even need to be a topic of conversation