Mike Pass

Expect tweets about: Country music, Richard Marx, softball, Baseball, Book of Mormon musical

[Ariane Sherine Juniper @ArianeSherine]

The most annoying thing about being an atheist is we’ll never be able to say, ‘See? I told you so!’ when there’s no afterlife.

[Ags Connolly @ConnollyAgs]

RIP Kristofferson. One of the great sages of our time...a virtually peerless songwriter who also happened to be fiendishly handsome and a superb actor. The envy of mere mortals everywhere.

We've lost another of the irreplaceable ones, folks.

[Mike Pass @mipgo]

@TeslaOwnersUK @fosgoodwood @cybertruck @teslaeurope @tesla_uk @Tesla I'm only here today, so others will have to update on if it goes any faster up the hill as the weekend progresses

[Brona C Titley @bronactitley]

I love telling taxi drivers I got more into football when England won the Euros two years ago, and they correct me that England didn’t win the Euros two years ago, and I correct them that England did win the Euros two years ago.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Full disclosure: I got my facts wrong in this clip when I say business fraud is ten times higher than benefit fraud. It’s actually 30 times higher!

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

Boo - and I cannot stress this enough - fucking hoo.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

If a Rwanda flight does take off…

Your bills will still be as expensive

Your wait for a GP/hospital bed will still be as long

Your court date will still be as delayed

Your taxes will still be as high

…but we will all be more more morally & financially bankrupt as a nation

[Jackie Meek @JackieMeek6]

This deserves an Oscar 👇

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Martin Lewis here explaining why children need to be taught financial education in schools.

And that’s the Tory Schools minister. Shaking his head.

[Dr Julia Grace Patterson💙 @JujuliaGrace]

To anyone who’s saying that politicians cannot spend money on public services because we don’t have it;

The NHS was built in the aftermath of the Second World War, when the country was completely broke.

Restricting spending on public services is a political choice.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Having a strong opinion about Sadiq Khan is a sure sign of a complete lunatic

[Dr Ailsa Hollinshead @grandmaailsa]

Please sign this petition, supporting Dame Esther Rantzen's call for a free vote on assisted dying.

https://t.co/N2Y8c3idEH

[EZ Rider🌻🇺🇸🦅 @EZRideryoyall]

In case you didn’t get to see it, here is the full video of Tracy Chapman and Luke Combs singing “Fast Car” at the Grammys
https://t.co/4RyBSFgjsW

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

When Britain First actually gets called up to put Britain first 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧😅
#russia #conscription

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Over the next few weeks you will hear a lot about Inheritance Tax here is how much people can save.

Rishi Sunak £282m
Jacob Rees-Mogg £60m
David Cameron £16m
Jeremy Hunt £6m
James Cleverly £3.5m
96% of people £0

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Instead of wasting time on the economy, the cost of living crisis, NHS waiting lists, crumbling schools or rivers full of shit, we are devoting £400m and all of the government’s resources to sending nobody to Rwanda.

[Mike Pass @mipgo]

@xandvt You can have hotter baths if you fill it around you, slowly raising the heat. Like the urban legend that is boiling a frog - you don't get the temperature differential shock :-)

[Colin Walker @colinwalker79]

I regularly encounter 'yeah, but where does all the electricity that powers those EVs come from?' comments

Well, 2023 was the UK's greenest year yet - only a third of our electricity came from burning fossil fuels

And that figure is going to get lower, and lower, and lower

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Yes, I launched a legal challenge to avoid handing over my WhatsApp messages, but that was before I knew I didn't have any.
#CovidInquiry

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

At the risk of stating the obvious, genocide is never a proportionate response