mads 👠

mirandy + mother mary x ethel cain #1 fan
loser femme lesbian | @jareausiv but more niche
i love vampire media

[mads 👠 @mir4ndys]

when im so locked in on the gig photography that I channel anne hathaway as mother mary

[scarlett 🍒 @rvdlovess]

crazy ass question ??? but somehow bluntaway is always at the scene of a gay crime

[emily blunt's manager @bluntminogue]

I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

[mads 👠 @mir4ndys]

OOMF IS IN MY HOUSE

[Silva 🦅🕷 @ayr0322]

Petition Anne Hathaway to bring back her prince eric ass haircut

[mads 👠 @mir4ndys]

i got yelled at by a customer at work because we ran out of plastic bags?? “HOW AM I MEANT TO GET A BAG THEN????” “IM NOT PAYING FOR THAT TOTE BAG IT LOOKS SHIT QUALITY” spoiled middle aged bitch do you expect me to magic up a plastic bag for you?????

[mads 👠 @mir4ndys]

I had to walk barefoot all night in the club and back home because both my shoes broke

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Slayer Barbie

[aki @autumnaytumn]

making friends online is a humiliation ritual

[✪ 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗘 ✪ @KBLINKZ_20]

WLW flirting is like two cats sitting on opposite sides of a room.Both desperately want attention.Neither will make the first move.Both are convinced the other cat hates them.

[່ @doefrillss]

angels have brown hair

[Elle @DSMXIII]

NEVER FORGET WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US

[venera @veneratism]

Being single is fun until late night hits you with the beam of evil thoughts and despair

[amanda ⚢ @arodriguexz_]

ver peitos é bom para a saúde mental, aliás

[o @pctalinterlude]

all boobs are good boobs

[𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 @glirttery]

jean paul gaultier spring 2009 rtw

[azu ⚢ @femmebyiero]

when two women kiss and their boobs press together ugghjffff 😢

[. @Rastapastaa_]

When I get married ima “my wife” yall to death

[jaque @dakhathaway]

ela é tão linda que às vezes você nem presta atenção no que ela está falando😩