Miranda Wasserman

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Miranda wasserman, CPA 💁🏻‍♀️

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The reveals
The hair
Willow as a giant pair of pants
🥲

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THIS IS THE FINAL TWO WE DESERVE

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While I don’t recommend dress shopping the day before a wedding I did get 15k steps in due to procrastination and inefficiency so who’s the real winner here (hint: it’s still not me)

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I am so confused by the judging decisions this episode 🤔

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This season of sweet magnolias honestly made me cry so much

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My spirit animal

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That time of day between when I wake up and when I go to sleep is the worst

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Pros of dating me:
• insomnia means you’ll always have company at 2 am
• (sometimes crippling) anxiety ensures I am a people pleaser
• I cry a lot unexpectedly, a lot more on my period, so by default I’ll be the ugly one at least 20% of the time

How am I still single you ask?

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The last 10 minutes of the Succession finale almost made up for the season overall

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Me as the holidays approach

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Things I’ve done since setting up my new iPhone: take high quality pictures of Ollie

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@akejay_ @arafz8 I deny everything

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@incredibill_ I say it to @akejay_ on a near daily basis

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@williamferr94 Omg those are literally what I live for

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When the emails with birthday discounts / free items start rolling in

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Is it rain or is it just a leaky AC unit dripping on me? A question I ask myself every day

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I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just an accountant

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@earthworm_lo You deserve it

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You know I’m terrible at dating bc I drunkenly sent someone on hinge the Alan Steve video last night as a pickup line (his name was Alan FWIW)