Miranda Hofstetter

MSU 19👩🏼‍🎓🥂

[Missouri Wrestling @missouriwrestle]

VOTE: MO All-Class Virtual State Champ: 182 🤖🤼‍♂️

[Netflix @netflix]

Has Joe finally met his match?

You returns December 26

[Stetson Zelch @STELCH321]

I’d rather listen to your life’s problems for hours than your listen to your 10 min eulogy. Send me a message, let’s tear down a back road or something.

[UGC.CAT.CHANNING @CatDirr]

I don’t have a baby so I just

[Kelsea Ballerini @KelseaBallerini]

❤️

[maddiebohlen @maddiebohlen]

I hate when people say “every time I see u ur always drunk” like ? Yes ? U see me when we’re at the bar. Drinking. Catch me between 9 AM - 7 PM and I won’t be drunk. Unless I’m catching a day fade. Then I might be drunk at an absurd early time of the day but whatever just fuck u

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

I hate how I cry when i’m pissed. I wish I could just be like a dude and punch a hole into some dry wall or something.

[Neal Pecht @neal_pecht04]

*after drinking heavily with some of your closest friends*

my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

me: “I just fucking love y’all so much”

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Ariana really got me singing “I’m so fucking grateful for my ex” like I actually believe that shit

[TheSecretLifeofPets @PetsMovie]

Just when you think you’ve got them figured out. Watch the Max trailer for #TheSecretLifeofPets2 now – in theaters Summer 2019.

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