Mir&duh

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

I am incredibly behind on the ozark wagon.. but holy shit I HATE Wendy Byrd.

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

@BuschBeer 272 #BuschPeachHarvest #Sweepstakes

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Ps- I work in the food industry I am not a complete asshole I will just never understand the system— like just tell me your busy and don’t want me to leave so you don’t get a new table. I’ll order another drink.

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Like mam/sir I asked for the check i am out of alcohol && food. I would like leave

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Can we normalize not holding people hostage by not bringing the check for an obscene amount of time?

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Very thankful for a fantastic day. A very fantastic day.
Spirits are definitely lifted ❤️❤️

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

That’s a crazy thing.

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Living in a world right now where we’re crying happy tears because we had a NORMAL business day for the first time in weeks

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

No no, never engaged. Those rings on my fingers I bought myself 😂😂

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Yesterday, I was asked when I was getting married... I was like why do you have some prospects? She says “oh I thought you were engaged”

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Not that anyone specifically asked...
but all I really want for my birthday is Kip Moore

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

My heart hurts for those that get stressed out about such a thing.

Like let’s be mad how much toilet paper costs && we literally use it once and throw it out.

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Imma pull it off, use it, dispose of it.
And it’s gone forever

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

As long as it’s on the holder- idc. There is no right or wrong way for it to hang

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

I hope to never be a human being that allows a roll of toilet paper to be considered “backwards”

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Triple IPA’s: Hello, I missed you this last 16 hours.

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

I started a new “diet” today- working on training and what not. So I was like no beers.

Flash forward to Bane shitting all over the back seat of the jeep...

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Bringing back Sadderdays. @i3rdShift

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

Does everyone set their alarm for the morning the minute they crack a beer?

[Mir&duh @miranda21w]

I think the worst part about Friday. Is setting your alarm to get up Saturday.