Miranda

oh heck

[Miranda @miranda_graf]

I just saw something that said “what would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning and all you had is what you thanked God for yesterday?” Really makes you think.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

I don’t care what anyone says, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being really fucking wrong that approaches 100%

[Miranda @miranda_graf]

@RNSuperHero Just last night a pt came in for a sore throat with no other complaints. Was in SVT with a rate of 190 and he was just chillin. Ended up being admitted to intermediate care.

[Miranda @miranda_graf]

You mean why is a stable lac patient not getting a room before the strokes, traumas, STEMIs, respiratory distress, septic and generally unstable patients?!? I can’t believe they would do such a thing!

[Dr. Brendan O'Shea @drbosheaGP]

On duty at my GP Co Op

Mid fifties man attends with forehead laceration

Seen, sutured & discharged
22 minutes

We see same numbers as local ED

If he attended ED it takes hours 🙄😳 ? Why ?

@IMT_latest @RCGP_RoI @aausgp_ireland @CormacLucey @irishmednews @RealEddieHobbs

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

[latke @latkedelrey]

adopting and then abandoning a cat because it did normal cat things (needed time to warm up to you, had a bathroom accident, scratched furniture, wanted to play) is sinister behavior and if you do it you will burn in hell for eternity

[Miranda @miranda_graf]

@nurse_hangry Definitely nothing beats continuous bladder irrigation for me😩

[Miranda @miranda_graf]

@MGastorf He would never survive in the ER. Our baddass female emergency physicians drop “F bombs” left and right and they’re some of the smartest people I’ve ever met.

[Miranda @miranda_graf]

Y’all better not be watching the Casey Anthony documentary. Idc how curious you are about what she has to say, do nooot give her that attention.

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

The older you get, the more you realize it's not about who knows you the longest, it's about who makes you feel seen, heard, understood, appreciated, supported and loved.

[amélie @ephhemere]

girls be like “this is my comfort movie” and it’s gone girl

[Miranda @miranda_graf]

I say idc and then I get chest pains

[kp, BS, MS 🎓 @Ayoo_Kess]

my coworker passed away yesterday and they were about to fire him for not showing up, these jobs do not gaf about you bro…. choose yourself.

[Miranda @miranda_graf]

You can prone yourself on your lunch break

[david @maestroschuler]

universities b like: see this huge parking lot? 🚫ABSOLUTELY NO PARKING🚫

[linkeeen berrr ♠️ @_LinkinBert]

No, THIS is exactly what’s supposed to be happening in a mosh pit