Miranda

Mother of 12

[Miranda @miranda_n_m_]

one day imma just throw a backhand spring and everything is going to explode.

[Miranda @miranda_n_m_]

constipated asf! need a good trip to a mall with only one bathroom on each end. that would really do it for me.

[Merv @fatalmerv]

In the drive thru brakes loud af

[latent angel @latentangelx]

being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling

[Miranda @miranda_n_m_]

@noviadeia i raise you, employed vaping on the work toilet

[eliz @eliza___v]

the first solution i think of whenever something goes slightly wrong

[daniel @4skip0]

i have to go run some aarons

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Whatever Jehova witnessed I’ve seen worse

[Miranda @miranda_n_m_]

just home alone being loud asf

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[nata @lo0do0p]

men will hesitate to ask u out but have no problem asking to fuck raw

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[yagi @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[reagan ⋆˙⟡ @greenbabybang]

my pussy big as hell it sounds like a rottweiler when i queef

[LUKA @ evo france @aso9nglobob]

Living with your parents at 23 is an infinite money glitch which is great until youre trying to have sex

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

its not diagnosed but i think i have the Wake up and suffer forever and ever and Ever until i die disorder