If you ask a Midwesterner “how are you” and they respond
1. “well, im here”
2. “oh it’s going”
3. “living the dream”
send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”
Monday from @AroundTheHorn: the ‘dash for cash’ promotion at a hockey game reminds us that most educators are underpaid, their classrooms are underfunded and their place in society is undervalued.
If you were subject to “hi hungry I’m dad” or “a bird is going to poop on that pouting lip” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation
Midwesterners are like “take highway 5 north 15 miles then exit onto county road T15, take the first left past the church and you’re there when you see Dave’s shed with half the paint chipped off on the north side”
like no I’ll just use Google maps Lewis & Clark but thanks