Miranda Evers

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[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Therapy: $100/hr

Saying “another day in paradise”: free

[Miranda Evers @miranda_reis]

🤣🤣 just excellent

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you ask a Midwesterner “how are you” and they respond
1. “well, im here”
2. “oh it’s going”
3. “living the dream”
send help immediately. It’s a desperate cry for help that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof.”

[Michael Smith Supt @principalspage]

Dear Politicians:

Please stop asking us how we will fix the teacher shortage and ask us why there is a teacher shortage.

Sincerely,
Educators

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Take me back...

[Clinton Yates @clintonyates]

Monday from @AroundTheHorn: the ‘dash for cash’ promotion at a hockey game reminds us that most educators are underpaid, their classrooms are underfunded and their place in society is undervalued.

[Netflix @netflix]

“So you wanna go to a real party?”

Titanic is now on Netflix

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

TEXT ME

[Miranda Evers @miranda_reis]

@MarkTauscher65 Black Otter in Hortonville is delicious!

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Seeing my gross vs net pay every check

[Miranda Evers @miranda_reis]

@bucks_in_6 You're right. This is a good follow.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you were subject to “hi hungry I’m dad” or “a bird is going to poop on that pouting lip” by your midwestern father you may be entitled to financial compensation

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The best part of the Midwest is the bars with free popcorn

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners are like “take highway 5 north 15 miles then exit onto county road T15, take the first left past the church and you’re there when you see Dave’s shed with half the paint chipped off on the north side”
like no I’ll just use Google maps Lewis & Clark but thanks

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You ever just “we needed this” after a good rainstorm?

[Miranda Evers @miranda_reis]

@bucks_in_6 65? I don't think that's right lol but you're still old.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Joe Buck’s call of Joe Biden tripping makes it so much funnier

[Miranda Evers @miranda_reis]

But also celebrating when they put baby to sleep. Ya win some and lose some.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Driving over every pothole apologizing to my car