Miranda Anne

she/they Berkshire girl transplanted into Brooklyn looking for someone to buy me Bruins tickets, Venmo @/mirandaanne94 UMass '17 #blacklivesmatter 💗💛💙

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

#weirdfactsaboutmyhometown there are 2 different separately owned restaurants that sell baby hot dogs, and if you ask people “Teos or Hot Dog Ranch?” They have an answer and are willing to defend it without hesitation

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

If today has taught me anything it’s that New Yorkers have wildly no idea how to handle an earthquake

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

Stay tuned folks my flight is delayed an hour and 15 minutes already

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

Not me getting stressed about traveling because of course I’m in Des Moines so my options out of the city tomorrow are slim to none if delta cancels on me

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

Honestly god bless my boyfriend whose putting up with my grumpy, sleep deprived ass on the train this morning, I’m definitely not a joy rn and he’s doing his best

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

@GubFieri Me but with PBR, it’s nice to be iconic

[Taylor Swift News @blessedswifty]

‼️ | @TaylorSwift13 gives $5 Million bonuses to ‘Eras Tour’ 50 Truckers!

— “She gifted each trucker working her tour $100,000”

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

“Most headlamps now are set to stun…. Or kill an airplane….”

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

I immediately realized I’m in Minnesota these people will absolutely try to talk to me

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

Are airports like the subway? Like am I allowed to openly cry and nobody can question me? Or does that rule not apply?

[culture @notgwendalupe]

in honor of Barbie and Oppenheimer premiering in a week, here's a thread of times where these two similar genres of media were released in the same day/weekend:

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

I would like to personally thank my work on all the moving light prep

[The Tony Awards @TheTonyAwards]

Congratulations to @SweeneyToddBway's Natasha Katz, #TonyAwards-winner for Best Lighting Design of a Musical!

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

No

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

capricorn, it's okay to take a break.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

We have officially gone from "I can't believe the Panthers beat the Bruins" to "I can't believe the Bruins beat the Panthers three times"

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

Meet me in the pouring rain

[Gillette Stadium @GilletteStadium]

well well well 😏

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

@sportswithjohn *can it kirkland* by @NEFdaily plays in the background

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

“I thought I had covid. Turns out I had hepatitis C”

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

you're hot, capricorn.

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

seize the day, capricorn.

[Miranda Anne @mirandaanne94]

@hailsvictoria I also need it