Mirmaid ♚

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[Mirmaid ♚ @mirandaarmitage]

I love Jennifer Aniston like holyyyyyy

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I smell like puppies all the time now & its fucking weird

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I have reached my maximum limit of bullshit in my life

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MOM: "I seen a dog jump out a window going to the vets & the owner had to hold on for dear life" ME: that's from Marley & me.."

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Like what do I do

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Hmmm some people's actions got me thinking lately

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Don't think for 2 seconds that I'm still going to be here when you decide that the people you chilling with are shit.

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Ugh

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& expect everyone to just know how you feel about something & someone

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Or there are people like me who keep everything bottled up, play it cool & then get mad & look sphyco & use twitter as an effing diary.

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Either u care too much & ur considered clingy & sphyco or u don't care enough & ur just an asshole.

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My future answering machine

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"Leave a msg after the beep even tho idgaf & I'll probably delete your message before listening to it because I'm a lazy bitch"

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What happened to those friends that would come over & just chill? Didn't matter if you had $$ or not, you can make something out of nothing

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Somethings will never be the same

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homemade deep fried pickles are the. Best. Thing. Ever.

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It never ends.

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"You have to get lost before finding yourself"

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If u want something from me or want me to do something for u, being rude & having an attitude towards me isn't going to make me want todo it

[Mirmaid ♚ @mirandaarmitage]

Plus their food tasted & looked like shit. Unprofessional all around.