Miranda👿

a jack of all trades and a master of none | 💚

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

Why do I keep losing followers when everything I tweet is perfect

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

I work night shift I don’t need any other personality traits

[cary @brokebackstan]

ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

@evaporxte I work overnights as far as I was concerned it was midafternoon!

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

Color me productive how I finally got new car insurance, scheduled a doctor’s appointment, and reported unemployment identity theft ✨

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

@RatchetRebecca All in a days work!

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

Posted on Reddit and it’s doing slight numbers for niche community does anyone know if there’s a way to capitalize on this

[Banzo 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @BKazoobie]

JESUS CHRIST, IM 26
ALL THE PEOPLE I GRADUATED WITH
ALL HAVE KIDS
ALL HAVE WIVES
ALL HAVE PEOPLE WHO CARE IF THEY COME HOME AT NIGHT
well, Jesus Christ, did I fxck up?

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

CNN should have aired this instead of the debate

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

@evaporxte Congratulations 🍾♥️

[B @RatchetRebecca]

Yes, I do think I’m better than you because I like pop and emo music at the same time

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

Pitbull and T-Pain are not coming to Colorado on their upcoming tour I am utterly and completely devastated

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

Up trying to see if Dr Now has a LinkedIn

[Trey @treyd3]

Congrats Lea Michele on being able to complete your first NYT Connections today

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

@_T_LEXXX I wonder if they even do those anymore or if there will be something new coming along

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

Waiting patiently on my friends to start having kids so that some day I will be sent a Flat Stanley project to take everywhere and make a little scrapbook for

[Miranda👿 @mirandaciel]

Although rn Flat Stanley will just be going to work, the grocery store, and the couch to watch reality tv

[scientist @WeAmourAmara]

Allegedly