MJ

Bitch and a bartender

[MJ @mirandaegging]

Why has no one made a burger with giant waffle fries as the bun??

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful

[MJ @mirandaegging]

Has anyone arched bark today?

[MJ @mirandaegging]

I’ll never forget the time my Uber ride took a FaceTime and the guy on the other end serenaded me. Hope he’s doin well

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

this diva omg

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

when a random girl asks me for a pad and i actually do have one 🩰🤍🦋✨🧚🏽‍♀️☁️☺️🌸

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Gemini season

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

mfs when the bouncer tell em no hats in the club

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

Men used to be able to build things

[MJ @mirandaegging]

@syrianqueeen My roomate and I do this too 😂

[MJ @mirandaegging]

@syrianqueeen Omg for real I’ve been spennnding in there

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

Girls with big brown sad eyes deserve the world (me)

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

dave and busters is reallyy owned by dave chapelle and busta rhymes.

that’s crazy.

[Briana Shaneè @hottiebillion]

I think you should start violently doing what you want

[MJ @mirandaegging]

Forever and always obsessed w @NJOMZA

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

If i was a girl cat and i saw a boy cat get the zoomies that would be such an ick

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Cat got a cold and vet recommended a warm compress for his eyes. I guess he's enjoying his spa time

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

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