Miranda Ruffner

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Louie. He’s been catching flights while you’ve been catching feelings. 12/10 embarrassing for you

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

Does anyone else see posts of dogs passing away and think of it happening to your own dog someday and then start crying over it or are you normal

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

Why does it make me so uncomfortable when people drink hot coffee out of clear mugs 😆😅

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

If you work with the public and don’t drink coffee but wake up happy and ready to go I just simply assume you’re a serial killer

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

@lizzy_ruffnerr That’s not fun, that’s depressing

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

The sound of peepers in the spring just really does something great to the soul

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

Flare jeans and potato shoes were awesome until you were 15 at a football game with soaked jeans and cold feet 🥴

[OKUNG @RussellOkung]

This is how the news works.

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

Picture this: you’re subbing for 7th grade music. You play High School Musical. They’ve never seen it, but “have heard of it!” They ask if this is the cheerleader movie. You realize they were born in 2008. The movie came out in 2006. You’re old & have to quietly sing along alone.

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

Ok but hear me out: shower coffee

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

My mom was telling Liam and I (my 6 y/o bro) a story last night and when she finished and walked away, he looked at me and whispered “why is she so fucking weird” lmfao 💀

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

@lizzy_ruffnerr me too

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

People my age out here intentionally having their 3rd or 4th kid and I can’t even remember to take something out of the freezer for dinner

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

@jeannielb6 @sandyswindler @lizzy_ruffnerr Why? Because I didn’t make his bed? 😅

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

@ashleymarie320 Lmao 😂😂

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

You don’t miss them, you miss the idea you had in your head of what you thought it could be, not the reality of what it really was

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

I love everything about pasta salad except for the pasta

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

I washed, dried and put away my laundry all in the same day instead of leaving it in the hamper for a week (weeks😅) and that, my friends, is called growth

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

unpopular opinion: gen-Ed requirements are not completely unnecessary and actually make you a better educated, well-rounded professional in your field 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

@katiee_murphyy @annifer96 Of course ❤️❤️

[Miranda Ruffner @mirandalyanne]

Today I realized that mine and my friends dogs are all almost the same age and are growing up together instead of our children and I’m here for it