miranda

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

If you’re the type to lean your seat back on an flight, fuck youuuuu

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

I can’t articulate how fucking excited I am to be in Ireland in 4 days

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

My dog, whose laying on her back next to me, just looked me in the eyes made a weird coughing sound and I swear for half a second I thought she was going to yak at me 🥴

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

My hairdresser made a house call this morning and damn getting my hair done in sweatpants in my home cuddling my dog is by far my favorite way to get my hair done

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

Me every time Spencer at iron street calls me sweetheart/recognizes me

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

Today my director told my manager that her and I are the best people they have ever had for the Guardian Program and damn does that validation feel good 😌

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

Not only is my work fit is a LEWK today but I also didn’t have to wear a bra and it’s my Friday, wins on wins

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

If anyone is trying to fight today lmk because I’m in the mood

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

I thought I couldn’t love Nick Miller more but I just found out that “SPARKLES ARE IN!!” and “gave me cookie, got you cookie” weren’t scripted. Iykyk

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

@farmkid5 Of course b! I’ll let you know when we leavin 😂

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

I have the biggest urge to go on a trip by myself

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

The audacity of Just Fab to email me about sandals when it’s below freezing rn

[designboom @designboom]

kenyan woman’s startup recycles plastic into bricks that are stronger than concrete
https://t.co/7Zds51zM2q

[Edan Clay 🇺🇸 @EdanClay]

Your dad got legally voted out, not murdered by 3 cops in broad daylight...

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

In less than two weeks I start a dream of a job in the city, I never thought I could be so freaking happy and excited for a job 🙌🏻

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

I’ve decided this is my love language

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

@snatchalufagus This is amazing, I love you sm 🙌🏻🙌🏻 can we play next time we’re together lol

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

I want nothing more than to learn how to play True American from New Girl

[miranda @mirandamerrill_]

I just benched so loud in my car I scared myself.. that shit was unnecessarily loud 😂