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[miranda @mirandashorter]

I think my future husband lives on the other side of the world bc I am convinced he is not anywhere around here 🙃

[miranda @mirandashorter]

Not knowing what’s wrong is the worst feeling.

[miranda @mirandashorter]

I love how once I’m at home and in bed I remember things that I forgot my clients said they wanted/needed me to add on to their appointments. So if anyone needs me I’ll be up feeling so bad about how I forgot to add an upper lip wax to a clients brow appointment today. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[miranda @mirandashorter]

One of my biggest problems right now is that I really want to buy a new facial machine but I don’t want to spend the 5k on it 🥴

[Dally Alley @dallylane]

I’m saying this shit now due to seeing 17 missing girls posts today.

If I EVER go missing: I DID not run away. I am not going through something/seeking alone time.
I will never go willingly.
FIND MY ASS.
That is all, thank you.

[miranda @mirandashorter]

Sometimes you just need to cry until you fall asleep and that’s ok

[KVDE @itskvde]

sorry i left you on delivered but posted on social media, i just didn’t have the energy to respond

[miranda @mirandashorter]

Anxiety but pair it with nausea: I can’t breathe and I feel like puking. Help.

[miranda @mirandashorter]

@LizzabethJaneYo So glad I wasn’t with y’all bc we already know it would’ve been my car if I was 💀

[miranda @mirandashorter]

@LizzabethJaneYo Tell his dad that’s too many chemicals for a 2 year old 😂

[miranda @mirandashorter]

@BrookElizaabeth Start coming to see me again🙃

[miranda @mirandashorter]

Bought new gym clothes so I’m officially gonna start going to the gym again yay

[miranda @mirandashorter]

Is it normal to purchase new bedding every 3-4 months or do I just have a problem lol

[THE DALLAS AESTHETICIAN @savannaboda]

I NEED HELP

I have been hacked and Instagram won't respond. Please blow this up and help me get my account back they are asking me for money

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

[miranda @mirandashorter]

Since the end of 2020 has wrecked me, after being medication free for 6ish months, I’ll be restarting my antidepressants in an attempt to be stable for 2021 🙃

[miranda @mirandashorter]

My heart just hurts.

[miranda @mirandashorter]

Anxiety is the worst thing ever like can I just not feel like I’m dying for 5 minutes plz