miranda

follower of christ ✝️ homemaker wife & mama

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I miss what I thought hotel breakfast was when I was a child. Now I know it’s just hospital food repackaged

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We did a lot of this

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DC selfies

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Ian: it’s time for Lorne Michaels to retire

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Remember when we had the plastic bags that all crumpled up into a nice little fabric tube that hung up in the kitchen? Now I need a whole pantry to keep all these dang tote bags smh

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My only Halloween decoration will be this print

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Why did Vincent van Gogh paint this skeleton smoking a cigarette in 1886?

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Go steal a slushie from an Irving you losers

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Van Gogh’s ‘Sunflowers’ painting was vandalized with tomato soup by two anti-fossil fuel protestors in London.

The protestors then glued themselves to the wall beneath the painting.

As for damages, authorities say the painting is “unharmed.”

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Wheelbarrow baby, courtesy of dad

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People who peel apples with a paring knife instead of a peeler… what are you trying to prove?

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King behavior

[VanMan @Man_with_a_van]

🫡

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🎶 one of these things is not like the other 🎶

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I love having chickens but I’m not a “snuggle my chickens lady”… honestly they scare the heck out of me and I’m happy with the fence between us 💀

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@versatileyankee You and Ian should start a brass band

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#TopGunMaverick was good, and that’s coming from a woman and a woman that falls asleep during 67% of movies

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@NPWhite717 It’s so fire

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This is anti Tolkien propaganda

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Now tell everyone we’re GOOD now

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@versatileyankee Yeah I was so excited when it came out when I was… *checks notes* 4 years old