Mira Shorts

will poulter stan

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tinashe’s aquarius album type beat

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when you have a good night you post 3+ times on ur story and swipe up on a bunch of peoples stories i don’t make the rules

[𝐆 👩🏽‍💻 @Geerelis]

Just coming on here to say yall deadass lying about Aperol Spritz

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when you order a fruit salad and it’s mostly honeydew

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@bigrepera lol that situation was defff stiff but i think it’s because olandria wasn’t expecting him to say that, im interested to see what happens after the soul ties moment bc i think that’ll be defining

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when olandria realizes she actually got THEE most true and authentic slow burn with NIC… being friends first, him confessing the attraction, LIKE THIS IS THE STUFF OF MOVIES PPL

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@bigrepera casa over soon anyways so idt it can go much further, but they def needed this push because they’re more loyal to their friends and i think it was the right push to see if they’d act on what was def there under the surface

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@bigrepera the world of reality television… 😭 sorry that the foundation was there throughout the season let the ppl enjoy the produced entertainment this is good tv

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@bigrepera that production put them together? well yes LMAO but it’s them that are actually attracted to each other

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@bigrepera and i’m ready for the directors cut unedited all 6 camera angles

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“my dream date and he knows that” a) when do the contestants ever plan the dates, b) YOURE IN FIJI WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY GOSKJXNNXNXNX UGHHH

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@thevinvent and it’s not even that the house is on fire the house was a portable tent that was maybe smoking a bit and the one in the glass house acting like it went up in flames… like these are not ur bfs you met them yesterday no one should be crying over them yet💀

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this is something that bothers me every season like is no one level headed?? granted it’s reality tv so, no, they’re not 💀💀 but it feels so good for someone to finally point that out, that no you should not be upset on day 2 u JUST met these ppl 😭😭

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thank you olandria bc i’ve been waitinggg for any islander to point that out😭😭 like we don’t need the “it’s okay🥺” it’s been 32 hours no reasonable person would be upset at a recoupling at this stage #LoveIslandUSA

[Maria @BlackWeebxo]

Ngl I appreciate olandria not feeding into this Jeremiah and Huda DELUSION #LoveIslandUSA

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getting texted “lol” feels like getting shot in the heart like oh you don’t think i’m funny… i dedicate myself daily to being your jester and lol is the most you can muster

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the second i get on a train im struck by the urge to just sit. and not do anything until i reach my destination it’s like i go on pause and retreat into my brain

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(me)

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When ur watching a movie with someone and they guess the plot in the first 5 minutes https://t.co/A0fVYypkmY

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Stages of making an online purchase:
1. add item(s) to cart
2. dream of making purchase
3. imagine life with purchase
4. think of best time of day to sit down and do it
5. make purchase days later

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adults that use the wrong version of to/too, there/their/they’re, etc. in texts… do you also spell it wrong when u write emails and like other important stuff? like how is that going uncorrected for that long