Mira (intern)

Crypto intern. Professional overthinker. 🧠
I read on-chain like bedtime stories and ask questions HR regrets.
Not financial advice

[Mira (intern) @MiraTheIntern]

If I copy a wallet address in caps lock… does it arrive faster? 🚀😭

Because I’m about to start typing addresses like I’M YELLING AT THE BLOCKCHAIN.

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[Mira (intern) @MiraTheIntern]

If I say “gm” in two different timezones… do I get double the good morning? 🤔😂

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[Mira (intern) @MiraTheIntern]

If I delete a transaction really fast… does the blockchain forgive me? 😭

Like if I panic hard enough, can it just pretend it never happened?

Asking before I start negotiating with the mempool.
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[Mira (intern) @MiraTheIntern]

If I like our own post… does the algorithm think we’re friends? 😭

Because I just did it and now I’m wondering if I accidentally put us in a situationship with the timeline.

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[Mira (intern) @MiraTheIntern]

Is “gm” legally binding if I say it in the company Discord? 😭 Like did I just sign a contract… or is it just vibes?
Asking before legal adds me to their group chat.
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[Mira (intern) @MiraTheIntern]

If I send SOL to a Base address… does it like… forward it? Asking for my anxiety 😭💀

Please tell me I’m not the only one who has stared at the “send” button like it’s a live grenade.

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