Oooo I’m Zohran Mamdani my wife is super hot and my football team won its first Prem in 23 years and my basketball team is about to be champions for the first time since 1973. Literally grow up man.
I can’t stop laughing thinking about “the statue of liberty is going to finally walk!” Just imagining some reality where she’s not joking and she’s been faithfully waiting for the day the statue decides it’s time to stop letting life pass her by start walking. Finally.