mir, durrr

what would i do? if i didn’t love you?

[Baguette with an F ☆ @ringamybell]

chelley in that suitcase fmu every time 😭😭😭😭and whooo tf said “oh fuckkkkuh” like 😭😭😭😭😭this shit was soooo funny and sad

[#KCFC @MIK3MCDANIEL]

Sincere a bitch for not keeping it 100 with Melanie, idek why he scared she a fake demon

[celina ❦ @bollyvfx_]

i’ll slap the shit out of bryce #LOVEISLANDUSA

[chisom @arramiiidee]

can’t be on love Island because I’ll be laughing at people crying over people they’ve known for a week

[chicken boy 🐓 @badrechicken]

i think this is objectively the best tweet to ever grace this website

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

how many times does this happen to him I'm crying

[CARESHA ABEG @mortalslut]

Gabriel and Corbin taking turns harassing the female islanders for kisses

[sid 🌹🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

Oooo I’m Zohran Mamdani my wife is super hot and my football team won its first Prem in 23 years and my basketball team is about to be champions for the first time since 1973. Literally grow up man.

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

NAHHH 😭

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Days after bee venom was found to kill cancer…

[mak @matchageekbar]

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

[mon @ClTYOFMON]

Heavily rooting for the Knicks btw solely bc them winning the year mamdani gets elected will def convert people to socialism

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

the secret ingredient is always
• a little weed    
• a little whimsy 

[Mak @mak_aura]

We need to bring back throwing things at pedophiles.

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

I can’t stop laughing thinking about “the statue of liberty is going to finally walk!” Just imagining some reality where she’s not joking and she’s been faithfully waiting for the day the statue decides it’s time to stop letting life pass her by start walking. Finally.

[Sanjana @herecomsthesan]

we should turn off AI for a week to see if people's brains still work

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I wanna see Corbin read a paragraph of a Harry Potter book out loud. #LoveIslandUSA

[𝖓𝖎𝖎𝖐𝖔 ⚣ ♯𝖍𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖆.ᐟ @arlertcake]

e isso ainda assim é 1 bilhão de vezes melhor do que IA