Miranda Formentelli

Miranda ❤️ Cat mama 🐱

[Joel Merriman @JMerriman66]

Pitt football deleted the tweet but this video deserves to be seen by the masses

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

Happy birthday Adam! #SNUproud #HereWeGo

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

I loved you for your whole life and now I’ll miss you for the rest of mine. I lost my best friend on Saturday, I am completely devastated.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

Two members of the Supreme Court have been accused of sexual assault or harassment.

There are literally two men accused of sexually abusing a woman making choices about what we do with our bodies.

What a fucking joke.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

@breezeline needs to do better. From their customer service and billing department to their service, this whole company is a mess.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

My mom said that someone told her that Covid makes you angry and I have horrible memory loss ever since having is.

I’m basically a pissed off goldfish.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

Oh no! The weather! It’s broken!

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

Three years ago we were sitting in the nursing home talking about how we were going to get Shogun after you came home.

We never got to go to Shogun.

I hate this time of year.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

You know you’re getting older when you’re falling asleep at the table at 10:30 on New Year’s Eve. I’m not going to make it.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

Christmas Day. Time of death: 10:22am. I will be hiding out in my apartment until further notice.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

It always hurts when you lose a friend, but this one really hurts. I’m gonna miss you, man.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

We're like fire and gasoline. I'm no good for you, you're no good for me. We only bring each other tears and sorrow but tonight, I'm gonna love you like there's no tomorrow.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

I’ve really been struggling with my depression and anxiety lately. I just want my life back.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

This is why I keep to myself.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

Keep watching over me, I miss you so much.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

My dreams have become so weird lately.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

Why put out a fire when it’s still burnin?

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

Nothing like your ex fiancé ruining your night and making you bawl your eyes out outside the bar.

[Miranda Formentelli @mirform92]

If you’re going to say that something is a HIPAA violation, make sure you know what HIPAA covers. Oh, and it’s still HIPAA not HIPPA.